Keyshia is truly 'so hood'

So the Bosssip posted this 'ad' in which Keyshia Cole, Faith Evans wanna be in my book, is the spokesperson or whatever for Pink oil moisturizer's "Smooth touch". Well at least she didn't hop on the Proactive ho train.

"superman bullshit"

Why is A Pimp Named Fresh Brewed bullying Soulja boy? Let it be known that I'm not a fan of Soulja boy but Ice T you aren't too much better than Soulja Boy. He wears funky shades and makes music that is borderline mentally retardation but you walk Coco aka Christal like the Champagne like she is forever on the Ho stroll. So don't down Soulja boy because you a grown man, far from a grown ass man but grown nonetheless. My suggestion would have to be for everyone to hug and let go. Better yet, celebs, stay y'all asses off the Net. Leave blogging to those who know what their doing. Yes, I'm talking to Bow Wow too. We don't want the "the hater, not the people" to rear up again, now do we?

here's something to lighten the mood! Comic reliefe is always good!

***I refuse to post anything more on this matter. Not even the video from Soulja boy. But I will comment on the fact that I loving the Lupe comment! I do believe I nutted myself! LOL! that was a joke my dear reader, don't take that for serious but for play-play***

Bow Wow is callin us out!

Let me pause "Shine" (Estelle for the nonknowing) to make a good post about this lost puppy...! Ms.Kimba412 posted this video early this morning on The Urban Blogger and I had to snatch it and post here! Where to begin?! First off, Ms. Kimba made a good point that I realized while watching Bow Bitch giving it to us: he isn't talking about " the people, but the hater not the people"! WTF?! Please don't attempt to copy Lupe Fiasco. For those who don't know, on his latest album "The Cool", he brought the streets, the game and the cool to life by making them characters and letting us know what they might look like. Bow baby, your not that gifted. This video was nothing more than an attempt for us in cyber world to talk about his "weak lookin ass, slow lookin ass". I refuse to give this pup anymore of my time but you can! Just leave it in the comment section!

Photoshop is God

It's official my herd, we are about to hire us a photoshop team.

More sad news

This shit is sad for Foxy but funny for our sake. So remember those pictures of this heifer at an altar? Well God saw through that front because she has a warrant. Foxy didn't show to at a court hearing yesterday morning so the judge issued a warrant for her arrest later on that day. I bet this bitch is going to say that she has some disease that makes forget important dates and times. And don't act like you aren't thinking the same thing because let's go back to her being deaf, pregnant then her hearing returning. It returned because it never left! All I can do is laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh

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Mrs. Cannon- "Bye Bye"


This video had me DYING from laughter! Do you see Mimi's raw emotion at 00:17? Damn Mimi, guess "Glitter" didn't do you justice. For those lucky sheep who don't know what "Glitter" is, it's a movie that I personally think was the cause of her break down. on to my thoughts on the video! I think it was beautifully done! Mimi looks amazing but I will say that I think she needs to get Nick's ass on the "juice" because that goon still doesn't have a chest. All of a sudden I miss my great aunt and my grandma, damn you Mimi! Eyes starting to water so I have to stop listen to that damn song. I think Mimi's reached her goal with this song.

More Carter news

I know I may make many post on this hip hop couple often, but I can't help! It's like crack! I should insert my Pookie pic here but I'm lazy. Anyway, my gossip Bible, MTO has got news that The Carters will be making a huge announcement this week. I wonder what it will be about...the marriage? the pre-nup? the jigga jr/lil B? Mrs. Carter's retirement? Well whatever it is, it will only fuel more fire to the beyonce and Camel Joe mania. And Lamb Chop will be eating that shit up like it's Cool J cookies, fuck Oeros.

Poppa diddy pop got a star

Why? For his acting skills in those Proactive commericals because lets look at that long list of musical acts that have failed or on their way to failure: Da Band, Dream, Day 26, Cassie, the Locs, Danity Kane, Craig Mack. Then there are those lucky ones that got out before Diddy's pimp hand could get them: Mimi, Mary, Mase, The Locs, tupac and Biggie. I know Poppa Diddy Pop's pimp hand is strong because Kim's crazy ass is still sleeping with his ass. For those who don't know where I got the "Popppa Diddy Pop" name from, peep the Youtube video below....

"SHOT ME A HOLLA DAWG"= priceless

the Carter's pre-nup

So here are the details that are EVERYWHERE! Beyonce' will get $5 mil for every jigga jr she slides out for lost of income due to the pregnancy and she will get $10 mil if the marriage ends in 2 years and $1 mil for every year after that up to 15 years. WOW! Jigga's net worth is $300 mil while Mrs.Carter's is a little over $100 mil. I know that love is love, but their pre-nup makes the marriage seem like a business arrangement or something. I'm sure Papa and Mama Knowles had a say in all of this. I guess that's black Hollywood love...I do believe that I'm crushing on the wrong person after seeing Jigga's figgas. With all this Carter love has got me wanting to watch their youtube video from their fans....

the chick who made this video got hella more views after the "secert garden" wedding! After reading what Beyonce will be getting, I'd be looking like Jigga in that picture but it's not a big deal to a business man like Camel Joe.

Greedy ass....

So it seems that there will be a surprise witness for the prosecutors. This young lady claims that she had a threesome with Kells and the minor that let him piss on her. I have no words because Kellz isn't going to jail so what's the point? I mean this goons trail was suppose to start like a lifetime ago and it is yet to start. My question is whats the hold up? He pissed a someone that was my little sisters age at the time and it's on tape, so....? Explain court system, because Sean Bell's murderers had time to murder a innocence man then get off before Kellz trail has even started.Once again, Explain someone. Oprah probally has the answer. And all this talk about piss has got me wanting some Dave Chappelle....

****pic from Bossip

Kanye's rant

Like I've said already, I'm been off for a few days and it seems I've missed everything! Well let me bring my herd up to speed! So Kanye's "Glow in the dark tour" received a B+ rating from some writer and 'Ye took that rating to his heart and released yet another bitch fit on his blog. Now from what I've heard and from the pictures I've seen of the stage, this is the hottest tour of the year! Tonight I will be watching my Hollywood hubby (Lupe for the non-knowing), 'Ye, N.E.R.D and Lil Miss Sunshine AKA Chris Browns future baby mama, on stage. I have high expectations now from his rant but I do believe 'Ye will deliver so I'm not worried. I'll post my own thoughts on the tour.

So they are married?

Alright I'm on my vacay, I'm kinda bored so I've decided to update my blog. I see I've gotten a few more sheep added to my herd. YAY Lamb Chop! Anyway, so I'm sure everyone knows by now that it has been confirmed that Mariah and Nick are man and wife. Has-beens will do anything to revive their careers....get Dr. Phil on the line for this trashbag couple of the year.

Nickelodeon and Mimi eloped yesterday?

This is what MTO is reporting! According Latina mag, these two wild and crazy kids wedded yesterday on an island with a few pals. Of course you know Da Brat was there, probally poutin. Anyway, word is that it kinda just happened, no plans or whatever. How long have these two been together? I don't know what to say. Well we all know that Mimi is wearing the recycled ring which is worth $12 million! When did these fool make &12 mill? Like I said, I have no words because this is stunt and I'm eatiing it up like it's a box of Cool J cookies! (from "i bad" for the non knowing)

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Crazy ass update

So TMZ just posted a lovely video of Crazy from a few hours before he started the beating. http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1532910852

So he's with a white girl, gotta love that swirl

Mary is a certifed MILF

So People mag gave Mary the number 3 spot on their beautiful list! YAY Mary! She has always been beautiful so there is no need for her to be on the list!

Little Miss Sunshine

So like a fool I've bought every one of her albums! I know, I know, I know: What the fukk was I thinking! Her last one was the best so far but I'll try my hardest to not by this one. So this is her rumored album cover for "Take a bow". I don't like it, looks like a picture from a magazine shoot but I will say that she is wearing that short hair.

***via The E-biz

Kim didn't pay car payments

and so they took her damn car!


Come on now Kim! I know you getting a check from somewhere! Sell one of ya "breast" to someone in neeed of them, (insert name here)! Thankx The E-biz for the video!

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Papoose in drag AKA Lil mama- "L.I.F.E"

You know that old ass looking slave looks like Papoose in drag so don't fight it! I will applaud her on the song, it's different. She's letting that "G slide" mess go and proving she's more that pop happy-go-lucky music. Kudos Paps!

Chris Brown- "Forever"

So I guess he decided to sneak away from outside Rhianna's house to flim a new music video. I have no comment on it other then him and Nino (neyo for the non knowing folks) need to stay out of the gay clubs.

MaDonna is applying for her hood pass

So I'm sure by now this is old news but I wanna post it! So the gay icon will be on 106 & park tomorrow. Eh...is all I have to say....

Here's her new video if anyone cares to watch it, I haven't and don't intend to but you can, tell me about it

Mrs. Carter is preggers

According to Bossip, Beyonce' is pregnant. Is this really a shocker? I mean this is the only reason Jigga married her because he was already getting the milk for free. Papa Knowles don't play do he? Bossip's snitch says that Mrs. Carter is in the early stages. I don't know about you, but I can only imagine what that chocolated beast is going to look like.....