Usher tryna to reclaim his sexy

kiddies, just say no

This has been the hottest video around the urban blogger family's sites. 1:12, 1:50, Bird chest didn't even stop singing and the drunken wave made it pretty damn hard for me not to laugh and I know better. When will these stars learn that drugs and places that have cameras don't mix? Example: 'being bobby brown', enough said. But if this video isn't some Paul from the Temptations type mess....

I can't.

I simply can't not and will not comment on this pic that Fresh from C&D posted a few days back. This nigga REALLY DOES HAVE BREAST! Rick Ross has sad breast but Nore's are round and ample. All I can think about is chocolate milk from his right nipple...help me Moses!

"superman bullshit"

Why is A Pimp Named Fresh Brewed bullying Soulja boy? Let it be known that I'm not a fan of Soulja boy but Ice T you aren't too much better than Soulja Boy. He wears funky shades and makes music that is borderline mentally retardation but you walk Coco aka Christal like the Champagne like she is forever on the Ho stroll. So don't down Soulja boy because you a grown man, far from a grown ass man but grown nonetheless. My suggestion would have to be for everyone to hug and let go. Better yet, celebs, stay y'all asses off the Net. Leave blogging to those who know what their doing. Yes, I'm talking to Bow Wow too. We don't want the "the hater, not the people" to rear up again, now do we?

here's something to lighten the mood! Comic reliefe is always good!

***I refuse to post anything more on this matter. Not even the video from Soulja boy. But I will comment on the fact that I loving the Lupe comment! I do believe I nutted myself! LOL! that was a joke my dear reader, don't take that for serious but for play-play***

Thugnicent house in flames

Me and my younger cousin were talking about this messy story last night and he called 50 cent Thugnicent. I damn near pissed myself, I can't lie, I did a little. For those who don't know, Thugnicent is a character from "the Boondocks" that is a assortment on rappers. Well since everyone is up to speed, on to the news! If your reading this post, then you already know that Thugnicent house went up in flames like it was made out of matches this past Friday. Now ain't that some shit? Either the mother to his son set the house a flame after watching "Waiting to Exhale", you know Bernadine stlye or Thugnicent really did attempt to burn her ass up to make a point. Well which ever way is the lighted path, they weren't that smart a 5 gallon gasoline can was found in the ashes of the Barbie dreamhouse. Ain't that some more shit? They couldn't even burn the house down the correct way. I've already expressed my thoughts on the drama between 50 and his baby moms, so I'll spare my sheep a rant. Peep the fan made video from the movie that might have inspired the baby moms to burn the dreamhouse down, the laughs start at 2:12 my sheep!

MVP a "Family man"

When did Kobe Bryant become a "Family man"? Wasn't that rape charge a few years ago? Didn't he make that white chicks ass bleed? Ain't this some shit for her bleeding ass?

Greedy ass....

So it seems that there will be a surprise witness for the prosecutors. This young lady claims that she had a threesome with Kells and the minor that let him piss on her. I have no words because Kellz isn't going to jail so what's the point? I mean this goons trail was suppose to start like a lifetime ago and it is yet to start. My question is whats the hold up? He pissed a someone that was my little sisters age at the time and it's on tape, so....? Explain court system, because Sean Bell's murderers had time to murder a innocence man then get off before Kellz trail has even started.Once again, Explain someone. Oprah probally has the answer. And all this talk about piss has got me wanting some Dave Chappelle....

****pic from Bossip

Soulja boy plz go die somewhere

Okay so Baby Dee over at http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/ posted this horrible video of Soulja Boy humping the stage. To quote "Big Mama's House", "you look like a damn shaved bird" and I'm out!

Crazy ass update

So TMZ just posted a lovely video of Crazy from a few hours before he started the beating. http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1532910852

So he's with a white girl, gotta love that swirl

The world is going to hell

...in a hand basket! I saw this on my phone when I was checking C+D but damn! I'm still dying! This chunky kid needs a ass whoopin for that shit! "Hoodrat stuff"? I could go on and rant about this but I'm not. note how this goonie isn't phased about it or the fact that he could've killed someone. Please Oprah, explain!!!!!




CAN MY MOM HELP HER? then he snitched on his friend

crazy ass

So TMZ is reporting that weird ass Rodman was arrested last night on suspicion of felony domestic battery. Ms. Rodman was arrested last night at 10:15 at Century City Hotel and was released this morning at 4:15 on $50,000 bail. Now my question is who in the fuck is with this she-male?!

Kim didn't pay car payments

and so they took her damn car!


Come on now Kim! I know you getting a check from somewhere! Sell one of ya "breast" to someone in neeed of them, (insert name here)! Thankx The E-biz for the video!

CSI eye candy is a druggie

So Pretty Eyez aka Freddie's homeless boyfriend on "A Different World" aka Gary Dourdan was arrested Monday morning in Palm Springs, Calif for alleged drug possession. Damn it! He is far too fine to end up looking like Bobby Brown! You know back before I was born, Bobby Brown was looking good. Now the goon can't stop grinding his damn teeth.

Messy Ass Khia still talkin crazy

I do believe that me and Khia could be friends as crazy as it sounds. Well if you go back to my post about the Tree Monkey (lil wayne for the first timers) and Nieva, Khia supposedly said the same thing I did...while kinda. I said that the Dream married Nieva to milk what little fame she had and dropped her as soon as his singing career started. Mz. Khia says that she trapped him into marriage. She also has her own thoughts on Tank Ass (scroll down "these hoes need to be stopped!"). She feels that any fool that sleeps with her may just sign his life away. This bitch won't stop until she gets some attention. Well she has Lamb Chop's!

****thanks Mediatakeout.com

Crazy Ass Cruise is going back to Oprah

Explain Tom? Do you want even more people to think that you are keeping Katie hostage or that your "daughter" isn't real? I shouldn't talk about children, but that little girl puts those evil ass kids from "Village of the Damn" to mind when I look at her. Something isn't right with her, Katie looks scared all the time and Tom....just watch the youtube video and go from there




Do see the way this goon is laughing? Nothing is that damn funny! my advice for Katie would be to take a clue from J.lo in "Enough" and get the hell out while she can!

50 cent still talkin mad ish about ex G-unit members

"I think missy hit that"

"Hiding in Hip Hop" is here!

So the male verison of Superhead is finally ready to release his book! Now when I first heard about this book, I made my own list of who I think will be on the list. I have a few well known names but won't say anything until I read that book! This lovely book will be released May 13th and I already have my book on hold!

Explain Amy?

Now I love Amy Wino as much as the next blogger if not more but there is no denying the fact that she is a mess. This is one of the many pictures of The Mess floating around the E. This picture is from last night and it needs no comment at all.

Trashbag couple

This messy couple were at the video shoot for lil scrappy's single "trashbag money". He needs to throw his girlfriend in a trashbag, toss her in the trunk of the rental, take her to the dessert and pull a "flashing lights" and kill her. And make she sure she's wearing that "outfit".

More Po Zoe

Explain this shit Zoe? If you don't know what I'm talking about, her NIPPLES! Invest in a bra and a stylist because this homeless shit that young Hollywood loves, has me lost. Anyway, still explain Zoe. Thankx Necole Bitchie