Crazy ass update

So TMZ just posted a lovely video of Crazy from a few hours before he started the beating. http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1532910852

So he's with a white girl, gotta love that swirl

Laugh of the day

If you don't laugh at anything else on my blog, please laugh at this! I found this messy video on C+D and I had to snatch it and post it here. I have no words for the video other than you watch it....

Khia just lost her best friend

http://www.zshare.net/audio/112267104d303b40/

So I have yet figured out how to get my links right but that's not important! Well remember how I said that me and Khia could be friends? Please erase that from your memory because this bitch done went and lost her mind...! So we all know that she's got a thing for the Tree Monkey and isn't trying to hide it, which is cool. But this crazy hoe done went and made her own remix to the Tree Monkey's hit "Lollipop". She is KILLING ME with that singing or moaning or whatever in the hell she calls it. I applaud her on her attempt but please, for the sake of us bloggers, please stop!

CSI eye candy is a druggie

So Pretty Eyez aka Freddie's homeless boyfriend on "A Different World" aka Gary Dourdan was arrested Monday morning in Palm Springs, Calif for alleged drug possession. Damn it! He is far too fine to end up looking like Bobby Brown! You know back before I was born, Bobby Brown was looking good. Now the goon can't stop grinding his damn teeth.

Messy Ass Khia still talkin crazy

I do believe that me and Khia could be friends as crazy as it sounds. Well if you go back to my post about the Tree Monkey (lil wayne for the first timers) and Nieva, Khia supposedly said the same thing I did...while kinda. I said that the Dream married Nieva to milk what little fame she had and dropped her as soon as his singing career started. Mz. Khia says that she trapped him into marriage. She also has her own thoughts on Tank Ass (scroll down "these hoes need to be stopped!"). She feels that any fool that sleeps with her may just sign his life away. This bitch won't stop until she gets some attention. Well she has Lamb Chop's!

****thanks Mediatakeout.com

These hoes need to be stopped!!!!

Explain Tank Ass? Do the "ladies" (can I call them that?) from "Flava of Love" want careers or something? If hitting up men mags is the only gig you can get, something aint right? This chick and her ass are rather tried in my book. So she decided to step it up a notch, guess she's watching off for Fake Ass Angel (take it how you want to). Let's see, this time she opened her gates to old pussy Hell (didn't Flav hit), bent over and wore warm-ups. Sit your tried ass down please. For her Stans, save these pics and do what you like....

***snatched from The YBF

Messy Moment

The oh! so lovely Necole Bitchie posted pics of of the BMI unsigned talent show and I had to snatch this pic of Sean Garrett doing Gawd knows what! This pic is almost as bad as those pics of Steve Harvey. This my sheeps, is a messy moment.

get Dr. Phil on the hotline

Okay so I'm happy Bobbie-Chris lost the weight but I do believe whit-whit, ray-ray and the Kang need to have a talk with her. Guess all the years of seeing her parents shooting up, getting blazed and snorting the whit girl have finally caught up with her. The pics of the 15 year old and her 18 year old sister LaPrinca with friends taking shots and making kissy face. I bet they flimed a sex tape in the back....

Trashbag couple

This messy couple were at the video shoot for lil scrappy's single "trashbag money". He needs to throw his girlfriend in a trashbag, toss her in the trunk of the rental, take her to the dessert and pull a "flashing lights" and kill her. And make she sure she's wearing that "outfit".

More Po Zoe

Explain this shit Zoe? If you don't know what I'm talking about, her NIPPLES! Invest in a bra and a stylist because this homeless shit that young Hollywood loves, has me lost. Anyway, still explain Zoe. Thankx Necole Bitchie

Weekend wrap up

Okay as you know, I don't post on the weekends but I should have this weekend! so lets do a wrap up:

This lollipop couple was everywhere this past weekend. I'm tripping because I don't know Ray-Ray was still hittin that...

In other news, the greatest father of all times, 50 cent doesn't like Alicia Keys anymore. Guess he doesn't own her new album then. Oh well, I don't think Alicia cares or should care because this goon doesn't even care about his child.

more white rappers

This large white girl is sending mad hate toward John Brown! I don't think she should be judging the other people on the lame ass show which I did watch. I'm dying when she talking about eating other people's food though!

T-pain attempts to freestyle

I can honestly say that I hate this dude but not hating on his pimping game.This goon can't sign for shit but is like the tree monkey, on everybody damn song. He's fooled us people!

Explain this shit somebody

Thanks for the pic crunk+disorderly but DAMN! Someone explain this shit!!!

Damn KELLS!

So I took a 3 day weekend and rested up from blogging. But I had to check the YBF on my moblie and when I saw this pic of R.Kelly, I could do nothing but shake my damn hair. Explain this shit Kells? thanks for the pic crunk+disorderly

Throwback video

Eddie Murphy- "Party all the time"



I LOVE IT! this video is the throwback but it can also be the laugh of the day! I Eddie is a funny man, but do you think he was for real with the singing career? The last time I heard his sing was when he played the lonely nagger, Donkey on "Sherk".

Mrs.Carter's attempt to hide the rock

I do believe she could have picked a better pair of gloves to hide the rock....

tree monkey news

So this ugly ass picture of the tree monkey is supposedly his album cover for his dreaded new album. This is also the laugh of the day but I'm not really laughing because he needs his ass whooped for that shit.

more comebacks....

The R in RnB has yet another song, "Hairbraider". Does this man ever sign about anything else....?
http://www.zshare.net/audio/101938108b9f1f3f/

Local Mess

I don't know if this mess is cute but if you noticed I called it a "mess". This my friends, is a messy moment!