Messy Ass Khia still talkin crazy

I do believe that me and Khia could be friends as crazy as it sounds. Well if you go back to my post about the Tree Monkey (lil wayne for the first timers) and Nieva, Khia supposedly said the same thing I did...while kinda. I said that the Dream married Nieva to milk what little fame she had and dropped her as soon as his singing career started. Mz. Khia says that she trapped him into marriage. She also has her own thoughts on Tank Ass (scroll down "these hoes need to be stopped!"). She feels that any fool that sleeps with her may just sign his life away. This bitch won't stop until she gets some attention. Well she has Lamb Chop's!

****thanks Mediatakeout.com

T.I. and Tiny need some birth control

So SandraRose posted this picture of T.I.'s baby mama, Tiny, baby shower. She's cute and all but this chick needs to be stopped! Does she do anything else, other than have babies?! I believe this is all part of her master plan! All those damn kids are meal tickets just in case T.I. decides to leave her. LOL! Maybe I spend too much time blogging. Let's blame it on that. But we all know that if rumors are true that those two are getting married, then she's set. She may not be my first pick from Xscape, hell I didn't like her at all, I'm not hating on her pimping game at all!

***snatched from Sandrarose.com

Goon news

Goons seem to be everywhere these damn days! In an interview for XXL, Yung Berg spoke on his "beef" with Bow Bitch. He claims 50 cent, the greatest father of all fucking time, told him to crush Bow Bitch and just get him out of the game. But Berg doesn't want to do that or some shit but wants them to "fuck bitches together". WOW. Can these two 5'2 "rappers" have beef? I mean are they serious? Can you imagine the diss records? Yung Berg talking about Ciara and O. Bow Bitch talking about ...um...I don't know. Both of these dudes are on Soulja Boy level so please, for the sake of 106 & Park, make nice. It would hella funny if this "beef" got to the TuPac vs. Biggie level. I can only imagine....

Ryan makes a freestyle remix

So I was checking out The Rap-Up and I had to snatch this video. Check out my fellow Urban Blogger and support his site as well.

Ms. Jackson at the GLAAD awards

So Janet was honored at 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards or something like that. I'm more concerned about that outfit. Now I know she at the GLAAD awards but damn Janet! She decided to dike down and it doesn't work for me. And that Wendy Williams weave just doesn't work either and I love me some Wendy. Well I guess the method behind the madness was to look as unattractive as possible to avoid Ellen from asking for the digits I guess. Didn't work because Dory still gotta kiss. No hate on her game that Ellen, surprise attack!

***pics snatched from ThatGrapeJuice

Zoe is getting better

I wish I knew why this girl who has no real career is everywhere! Something about this dirty homeless looking girl has got us feeming like Jodeci. But here are some more pics of Lisa's daughter. I still have no clue why her and the Olsen twins dress this way. Maybe it's some fashion statement that us Southerners just don't get. But she is getting better, I will say that. At least she doesn't look like she just did a line of Coke in the bathroom. Word the the wise though, lose those damn shoes!

***snatched from The E-biz

Laugh of the day

Mariah Carey beging a Diva while looking like a somebody grandma in hooka wear.



So Mariah Carey, DIVA (thankx Paul Mooney's Jesus is Black), looked a plum fool when her singing voice started before she did. No only that but C+D pointed out how she bitched at the background singers all the while in tune! Here are the new lyrics she added on "Touch my body" from her new album which I'm sure will now be re-released: "stop singing my part". WOW! she made that work huh?

These hoes need to be stopped!!!!

Explain Tank Ass? Do the "ladies" (can I call them that?) from "Flava of Love" want careers or something? If hitting up men mags is the only gig you can get, something aint right? This chick and her ass are rather tried in my book. So she decided to step it up a notch, guess she's watching off for Fake Ass Angel (take it how you want to). Let's see, this time she opened her gates to old pussy Hell (didn't Flav hit), bent over and wore warm-ups. Sit your tried ass down please. For her Stans, save these pics and do what you like....

***snatched from The YBF

Morning MILF

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new_new videos

First up, Nino- "Closer"



Is anyone else getting that gay club dance vibe from this song...?

Next in line, Rihanna- "Take a bow"



So I guess she was able to pull herself away from her lost puppy, Chris Brown. "you look so dumb right now/ standing outside my house...." I think she's talking to you down-down do ya dance chrissy. Take ya bow yella boy!

Messy Moment

The oh! so lovely Necole Bitchie posted pics of of the BMI unsigned talent show and I had to snatch this pic of Sean Garrett doing Gawd knows what! This pic is almost as bad as those pics of Steve Harvey. This my sheeps, is a messy moment.

"we break dawn" photos

Okay I've said it once and I'll say it again: Michelle and Ms. Kelly should just stay home and wait for Mrs.Carter to send out Christmas cards with a check of some sort. I have never liked old ass looking Michelle so you know I don't care for her attempt at a singing career. All this talk about Mrs.Carter has got me thinking.... BUT NOTE THE DUDE IN THE SHADES....!


Now I know I've posted this video but it's a fave of my and it's very true! "Ah-Spotlight, spotlight...."

More Blacksheep rapper news

So yesterday the artist lineup for Hot 97's Summer Jam concert. According to XXL, the Tree Monkey (lil wayne for the non-knowing folks), Rihanna, the Dream, D-block, T-pain, Ray-Ray with Yung Berg and the greatest of all: Kanye West! I know that concert is going the bee-knees! Kudos Kanye!

Waslu handles a jackass

This is another reason why I LOVE LUPE! He handle this random ass questions from Tim Westwood rather nicely! I posted this video mainly because I love to hear his voice. Did that sound crazy? It's okay, because I'm a registered Lupe Stan.

CLASSIC laugh of the day!

So I was checking out Baby Daniel's blog, and Baby Dee did make a good point, the "Teenage Love Affair" video was missing a funny part of the "School Daze" movie, the Wannabes s the Jiggaboos dance off! So I posted this for him!

CLASSIC throwback video

TLC- "Ain't too proud to beg"



To honor Lisa, I gave this crazysexycool ladies the throwback video!

Remember Lisa

So I was checking my daily blog rounds That GrapeJuice had a wonderful post : 6 years ago today, Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez was killed in her car accident. Personally I think death can be a beautiful thing if you have a faith. I myself don't care what other people believe but it makes life easier if you have a religion. So enjoy your life and don't take things for granted!

Crazy Ass Cruise is going back to Oprah

Explain Tom? Do you want even more people to think that you are keeping Katie hostage or that your "daughter" isn't real? I shouldn't talk about children, but that little girl puts those evil ass kids from "Village of the Damn" to mind when I look at her. Something isn't right with her, Katie looks scared all the time and Tom....just watch the youtube video and go from there




Do see the way this goon is laughing? Nothing is that damn funny! my advice for Katie would be to take a clue from J.lo in "Enough" and get the hell out while she can!

Noxzema Jackson is going to the pen!

I should have posted this yesterday but I was still happy about my little C+D link so I had to hit Sonic for a fountain drink, you know happy hour isn't that long. Anyway, so it seems that Wesley Snipes may pick up his role as the lovely Noxzema Jackson again. This dark ass goon is headed to the "Big House" for 3 years! Now we all know that he isn't going to do all 3 years because celebrities got it like that. So Noxzema's crime? Tax evasion. But her real crime was getting all her friends to write letters to the judge. What kinda shit is that? I pray to Oprah that Remy Ma's little stunt to get her fans to email the judge or some shit like that, back fires. If Lil Kim can do time and Foxy Brown, why can't she? Think of it has a career booster because look at the press Kim and Foxy got. And Noxzema and Remy both need it. All press, good or bad, is good.

Jim Jones has a few words for Alicia Keys

Okay so the lovely Ice from IceDotCom posted this video on the Urban Blogger this morning. I'm not a fan of this 'rapper" so I have issue with I'm about to say: What the fuck Jones? This goon just got a hit a few years back (Ballin) and he rode the hell out of that song so I guess this dirty looking fool think's his opipion on real artist means anything. Everywhere this goon went, he shouted "BALLIN". So please don't follwer your new leader 50 cent, for those not knowing folks other there. So stay off his sack and step up your rap game. I could rant but I got other things to post.