Mornin' T & A

I think the Khan artist needs some alone time. Peace herd

tight pants wearin' ass nigga

So Fresh over at Crunk+disorderly posted this video yesterday. I honestly don't know what to say about this "tight pants wearin' ass nigga". I think the only thing to say is WOW.

fresh out the box videos

Cherish- "Amnesia"


Do RnB chicks ever sing about anything else? Because that ghetto ass keyshia cole is making millions off singing the same damn song over different beats. Let's see if I got it right: she loves some dude that don't love her, treat her wrong, he probally cheated on her, she gonna sing something about his mobile. BLAH BLAH BLAH, we get it already, you hate men.Oh yeah, them twins look young as hell and killing me with all them hair weaval on they forehead. The only decent one is the thick older one. The other one look like a rat or something.

Raheem DeVaughn- "Try again"



That's a bad ass car, ain't it?

G-Unit jump off

Don't even trip over that title. Every rap label, group, frat or whatever in the fuck you wanna call 'em, has one. With Terror Squad it was Remy, with Murder Inc, everyone had a turn with Ashanti. And one of the few that started it all off, Lil Kim. Anyway, we talking about Olivia's fine ass. In the video below, the Unit jump off touched on a few things but one thing that I thought was funny, was when she talked about Wendy Williams. How you gone attempt to talk shit about her, but you got her weave on your scalp?

MVP a "Family man"

When did Kobe Bryant become a "Family man"? Wasn't that rape charge a few years ago? Didn't he make that white chicks ass bleed? Ain't this some shit for her bleeding ass?

Please stop Puffy

I refuse to call Puffy by whatever name he's going by these days. Aight, so I've just saw that Danity Kane video for "Damaged". Yeah I know, I'm a little late. I don't care for most of the music of today. So the first time me and my bust-it-baby heard this song was on this video....



What's with these artists hitting up the gay clubs?

So maybe....

...she is "carrying his embryo", had to quote Estelle's "Wait a minute". Aight so Bo Peep's gossip Bible, MTO, is now making good points about Beyonce' possibly being pregnant. Check her roots in the pictures. MTO has other pictures with Mrs. Carter's black as tar roots. They claim that she is refusing to bleach her hair because it could harm Camel Joe's child. Why in the fuck is she bleaching her hair in the first place? I don't know if Beyonce' knows this or not, but your black Bey.

When did mental retardation become funny?

So my bust-it-baby, Lamb Chop who now goes by Bo peep, is on vacay. We doing big things over here in Georgia. Anyway, a few days back Bo Peep was told to check out this video by some dude she's crushing on. Well little did her goon know, we've already seen this video. Video been all over the E for a minute, Crunk+disorderly was all over this a while back. She need to get her goons up to speed. I bet your wondering who I am by the way. If you must know, I'm The Khan Artist but you can just call me The Blacksheep.



ELI FOREVER!!!

IM OUT!

Peace my sheep! Miss Bo Peep is taking the summer off!

Estelle just got a fan!

1980


Wait a Minute


If she doesn't bring Lauryn Hill to mind....?! I've just listen to a few of her other songs and I'm so blown away! I'm so for real right now. There aren't to many R&B singers that I like but I'm lovin "no substitute love". WOW! I thought she was pretty and can't get "American Boy" out of my head, but I thought she was going to be like Amy Winehouse, you know just another crazy brit. She has proved me wrong! About to go get the album now!

Photoshop is God

It's official my herd, we are about to hire us a photoshop team.

More sad news

This shit is sad for Foxy but funny for our sake. So remember those pictures of this heifer at an altar? Well God saw through that front because she has a warrant. Foxy didn't show to at a court hearing yesterday morning so the judge issued a warrant for her arrest later on that day. I bet this bitch is going to say that she has some disease that makes forget important dates and times. And don't act like you aren't thinking the same thing because let's go back to her being deaf, pregnant then her hearing returning. It returned because it never left! All I can do is laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh

CLASSIC laugh of the day

With all this sad shit I've posted today, I decided to post a Youtube video of my favorite black white supremist. Not a Dave Chappelle character, but UNCLE RUCKUS! I applaud cute Aaron McGruder for this character. Every black person has a little Ruckus in the them! Hell I know I do because it's rather embarrassing when I flip it on BET and all I see is ass or shows that MTV did 10 years ago. Or looking at my people around my town. I could rant and go on but their isn't a blog big enough! I'm with Bill Cosby is I have to say.

NEW_NEW video

Mrs. Cannon- "Bye Bye"


This video had me DYING from laughter! Do you see Mimi's raw emotion at 00:17? Damn Mimi, guess "Glitter" didn't do you justice. For those lucky sheep who don't know what "Glitter" is, it's a movie that I personally think was the cause of her break down. on to my thoughts on the video! I think it was beautifully done! Mimi looks amazing but I will say that I think she needs to get Nick's ass on the "juice" because that goon still doesn't have a chest. All of a sudden I miss my great aunt and my grandma, damn you Mimi! Eyes starting to water so I have to stop listen to that damn song. I think Mimi's reached her goal with this song.

THROWBACK

Boys II Men End of The Road


I dedicate this sad song to all those HollyHood couples that have ended this year. We'll make it through this pain, trust. It's hard I know.....

Another failed hollyhood marriage

So I've decided that today will be Lamb Chop's official last day. By the way, I'm also going to change my name to Bo Peep just so you know. On to the gossip! Well do you remember Uncle Jr. from Jamie Foxx's show called, "The Jamie Foxx Show"(DUH!) ? Well Uncle Jr was also a member of SNL from 1975-1980 and TMZ is reporting that he and his wife filed yesterday morning due to irreconcilable differences or some other lie. This old ass couple has been together since 1996. Is this black Hollyhood love? Why is it that my people can't stay together? First Gary Coleman and his giant wife then Star Jones and her bitch. I'm at a lost for words,so explain Dr. Phil.

Lamb Chop needs a vacay

Me and my herd of nerds have decided to make a road trip to Chi-town for the May 23 "Glow in the dark" show. And I'm pooped already. I don't know if this is my last post for the summer but I'm sad if it is. Blogging is super hard with a lot of work and time spent on the 'Net. I'm kinda sad because I've just gathered up my herd and I don't want to leave my sheep alone with other growing hip hop blogs on the rise. But I have faith in myself and herd so this may or may not be my last post. If so, peace, love and blessings to ya, that's that Muslim coming out in me!

Doing Hip Hop good

Well I guess we are finally starting to see what Mrs.Carter loves about her hubby! So it looks like Sean Carter has set up education funds for the children for Sean Bell's children. For those people who have been living under rocks for the last year or so, Sean Bell was murder by 3 New York swine, this man took 50 plus shots for no apparent reason. I have no words other than more other rappers should follow in Hova's footsteps. His actions have put some much needed pressure on other artist. This is why Waslu is a fan of his! Do I sound crazy with all these Lu comments?! It's the lack of sleep typing. But I'm truley proud of Jay Z because he's taking money out of his pocket and helping another man's children. I know Mrs. Carter couldn't control her va-jay jay sweet milk flow after he told her that! Grown man actions only are fit for a few. Did Oprah do anything to help this family...?

the GLOW IN THE DARK....

has got Lamb Chop's approval! I told you I had high expectations for 'Ye to deliver which he did. I have no words other than genius. I enjoyed Lil Miss Sunshine's performance, but the "US placers" where the shit, mainly Lupe Fiasco! I'm enjoying my vacay over here in the ATL but that concert last night was amazing! Here are some other people's youtube videos of what the Glow in the dark concert was like! The concert was the shit, no lie. Me and my herd of nerds have decided to make a road trip to Chi-town for the May 23 show which will be amazing! Lu and 'Ye are both from the Chi for the non knowing so I can't even imagine what it's going to be like.

Lu- "fighters"


'YE


Waslu -"superstar" I've said it once but I'll repeat myself for the non-knowing, I love N.E.R.D, a Kanye fan but I'm a Waslu stand until "LupeND"!!


If you enjoy real hip hop, not this shit that rappers throw together and attempt to sell to the world, go see one of these shows! Get lifted my sheep!

The other white meat

So Brit-Brit's little sister had her baby shower Saturday. At first I would swear up and down that she wasn't pregnant, guess that's what I get for swearing. I feel bad for the "other kid"or "middle child" in famous families. It all started with that damn Jane Brady! I mean lets look back: the other sister on "Family Matter" who they just cut out of the show and I didn't even notice (Judy-Google is GOD), that one show where the Olsen twins got their big break and they didn't have a mom, you know remember, Stephine? Then there was Solange Knowles. I've never liked that girl so I have no comment on her. Now Jamie Lynn. The funny thing about those last two is that they are real people and got knocked up young and couldn't run to the altar fast enough. Peep the side eye she's giving her baby daddy....

new_new video

Soulja boy- "she got a donk"


Is this what our music has been reduced to, strip club anthems? Sorry but I'm not too fond of lap dance music. Please Oprah, strike this bird chest mofo down!

More Carter news

I know I may make many post on this hip hop couple often, but I can't help! It's like crack! I should insert my Pookie pic here but I'm lazy. Anyway, my gossip Bible, MTO has got news that The Carters will be making a huge announcement this week. I wonder what it will be about...the marriage? the pre-nup? the jigga jr/lil B? Mrs. Carter's retirement? Well whatever it is, it will only fuel more fire to the beyonce and Camel Joe mania. And Lamb Chop will be eating that shit up like it's Cool J cookies, fuck Oeros.

THROWBACK VIDEO OF THE DAY

Tank- "Maybe I deserve"

Poppa diddy pop got a star

Why? For his acting skills in those Proactive commericals because lets look at that long list of musical acts that have failed or on their way to failure: Da Band, Dream, Day 26, Cassie, the Locs, Danity Kane, Craig Mack. Then there are those lucky ones that got out before Diddy's pimp hand could get them: Mimi, Mary, Mase, The Locs, tupac and Biggie. I know Poppa Diddy Pop's pimp hand is strong because Kim's crazy ass is still sleeping with his ass. For those who don't know where I got the "Popppa Diddy Pop" name from, peep the Youtube video below....

"SHOT ME A HOLLA DAWG"= priceless

the Carter's pre-nup

So here are the details that are EVERYWHERE! Beyonce' will get $5 mil for every jigga jr she slides out for lost of income due to the pregnancy and she will get $10 mil if the marriage ends in 2 years and $1 mil for every year after that up to 15 years. WOW! Jigga's net worth is $300 mil while Mrs.Carter's is a little over $100 mil. I know that love is love, but their pre-nup makes the marriage seem like a business arrangement or something. I'm sure Papa and Mama Knowles had a say in all of this. I guess that's black Hollywood love...I do believe that I'm crushing on the wrong person after seeing Jigga's figgas. With all this Carter love has got me wanting to watch their youtube video from their fans....

the chick who made this video got hella more views after the "secert garden" wedding! After reading what Beyonce will be getting, I'd be looking like Jigga in that picture but it's not a big deal to a business man like Camel Joe.

Greedy ass....

So it seems that there will be a surprise witness for the prosecutors. This young lady claims that she had a threesome with Kells and the minor that let him piss on her. I have no words because Kellz isn't going to jail so what's the point? I mean this goons trail was suppose to start like a lifetime ago and it is yet to start. My question is whats the hold up? He pissed a someone that was my little sisters age at the time and it's on tape, so....? Explain court system, because Sean Bell's murderers had time to murder a innocence man then get off before Kellz trail has even started.Once again, Explain someone. Oprah probally has the answer. And all this talk about piss has got me wanting some Dave Chappelle....

****pic from Bossip

My Radio is bigger than yours

DAMN I can't wait for the concert to start so I can look at Waslu!

Kanye's rant

Like I've said already, I'm been off for a few days and it seems I've missed everything! Well let me bring my herd up to speed! So Kanye's "Glow in the dark tour" received a B+ rating from some writer and 'Ye took that rating to his heart and released yet another bitch fit on his blog. Now from what I've heard and from the pictures I've seen of the stage, this is the hottest tour of the year! Tonight I will be watching my Hollywood hubby (Lupe for the non-knowing), 'Ye, N.E.R.D and Lil Miss Sunshine AKA Chris Browns future baby mama, on stage. I have high expectations now from his rant but I do believe 'Ye will deliver so I'm not worried. I'll post my own thoughts on the tour.

So they are married?

Alright I'm on my vacay, I'm kinda bored so I've decided to update my blog. I see I've gotten a few more sheep added to my herd. YAY Lamb Chop! Anyway, so I'm sure everyone knows by now that it has been confirmed that Mariah and Nick are man and wife. Has-beens will do anything to revive their careers....get Dr. Phil on the line for this trashbag couple of the year.

Is this cute?

All I have to say is where I got the pic from, SandraRose, and thats it.

them twins are big as hell!

So every other blooger has already posted the cover art for "JET" so I wasn't going to until I realized that these aren't toddlers. Kim just had these 4 year olds. Excuse me a moment, but I have got to say it "GOD DAMN ME HELL"! How the fukk can these little girls already walk and she just had them a few months back? Explain Daddy Diddy? Guess he couldn't wait to sell their little asses to the world and got them girls hooked on the "juice" if you know what i'm saying. To quote the oh! so lovely Fresh from C+D, "I digress".

Throwback video

Monifah- "touch it"



This is my shit!

Rick Ross is a plum fool

As you can see, It's a slow day.

Nickelodeon and Mimi eloped yesterday?

This is what MTO is reporting! According Latina mag, these two wild and crazy kids wedded yesterday on an island with a few pals. Of course you know Da Brat was there, probally poutin. Anyway, word is that it kinda just happened, no plans or whatever. How long have these two been together? I don't know what to say. Well we all know that Mimi is wearing the recycled ring which is worth $12 million! When did these fool make &12 mill? Like I said, I have no words because this is stunt and I'm eatiing it up like it's a box of Cool J cookies! (from "i bad" for the non knowing)

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Another laugh of the day

I love me some lil Darryl!

Soulja boy plz go die somewhere

Okay so Baby Dee over at http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/ posted this horrible video of Soulja Boy humping the stage. To quote "Big Mama's House", "you look like a damn shaved bird" and I'm out!

Crazy ass update

So TMZ just posted a lovely video of Crazy from a few hours before he started the beating. http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1532910852

So he's with a white girl, gotta love that swirl

The world is going to hell

...in a hand basket! I saw this on my phone when I was checking C+D but damn! I'm still dying! This chunky kid needs a ass whoopin for that shit! "Hoodrat stuff"? I could go on and rant about this but I'm not. note how this goonie isn't phased about it or the fact that he could've killed someone. Please Oprah, explain!!!!!




CAN MY MOM HELP HER? then he snitched on his friend

Youtube is the devil

this white girl was gettin it tho! No lie

crazy ass

So TMZ is reporting that weird ass Rodman was arrested last night on suspicion of felony domestic battery. Ms. Rodman was arrested last night at 10:15 at Century City Hotel and was released this morning at 4:15 on $50,000 bail. Now my question is who in the fuck is with this she-male?!

Waslu post

So i've already said it but i'll say again, I love me some Lupe! check out a fan made video to the best song on "The Cool" ablum, "Intruder Alert". This by far is his deepest song on the album and it touches my heart.Kudos to Joethegiantkilla and check out his other youtube videos!

Mary is a certifed MILF

So People mag gave Mary the number 3 spot on their beautiful list! YAY Mary! She has always been beautiful so there is no need for her to be on the list!

Little Miss Sunshine

So like a fool I've bought every one of her albums! I know, I know, I know: What the fukk was I thinking! Her last one was the best so far but I'll try my hardest to not by this one. So this is her rumored album cover for "Take a bow". I don't like it, looks like a picture from a magazine shoot but I will say that she is wearing that short hair.

***via The E-biz

Kim didn't pay car payments

and so they took her damn car!


Come on now Kim! I know you getting a check from somewhere! Sell one of ya "breast" to someone in neeed of them, (insert name here)! Thankx The E-biz for the video!

New_new videos

Papoose in drag AKA Lil mama- "L.I.F.E"

You know that old ass looking slave looks like Papoose in drag so don't fight it! I will applaud her on the song, it's different. She's letting that "G slide" mess go and proving she's more that pop happy-go-lucky music. Kudos Paps!

Chris Brown- "Forever"

So I guess he decided to sneak away from outside Rhianna's house to flim a new music video. I have no comment on it other then him and Nino (neyo for the non knowing folks) need to stay out of the gay clubs.

MaDonna is applying for her hood pass

So I'm sure by now this is old news but I wanna post it! So the gay icon will be on 106 & park tomorrow. Eh...is all I have to say....

Here's her new video if anyone cares to watch it, I haven't and don't intend to but you can, tell me about it

Laugh of the day

If you don't laugh at anything else on my blog, please laugh at this! I found this messy video on C+D and I had to snatch it and post it here. I have no words for the video other than you watch it....

Bobbi Kris needs help

So it's reported in the National Enquirer that Bobby and Whit-whit's love child tried to kill Whit-whit then herself during an arguement a few days before her 15th brithday. I knew all those years of having whit-whit and Bobbay as parents would finally caught up with her. Sad to say but I think we should have seen this coming....




I pray to Oprah that this is just a rumor but look at Britney Spears so I believe this could be true.

Mrs. Carter is preggers

According to Bossip, Beyonce' is pregnant. Is this really a shocker? I mean this is the only reason Jigga married her because he was already getting the milk for free. Papa Knowles don't play do he? Bossip's snitch says that Mrs. Carter is in the early stages. I don't know about you, but I can only imagine what that chocolated beast is going to look like.....

Tiny's baby daddy new_new music

http://www.zshare.net/audio/112604373a71d34f/

HE'S BACK!!!

Khia just lost her best friend

http://www.zshare.net/audio/112267104d303b40/

So I have yet figured out how to get my links right but that's not important! Well remember how I said that me and Khia could be friends? Please erase that from your memory because this bitch done went and lost her mind...! So we all know that she's got a thing for the Tree Monkey and isn't trying to hide it, which is cool. But this crazy hoe done went and made her own remix to the Tree Monkey's hit "Lollipop". She is KILLING ME with that singing or moaning or whatever in the hell she calls it. I applaud her on her attempt but please, for the sake of us bloggers, please stop!

Update on Pretty Eyez

So TMZ is reporting that at 5:21 am that morning, this goon was asleep in his car and police approached him. He was under suspicion of Heroin, Cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. My only question is why was he asleep in his car? I know he's still getting checks from CSI so explain Pretty Eyez? This nagga is starting to look like Bobby already...all I can do is throw my hands in the air, lay my chin on my chest and pray to Oprah.

CSI eye candy is a druggie

So Pretty Eyez aka Freddie's homeless boyfriend on "A Different World" aka Gary Dourdan was arrested Monday morning in Palm Springs, Calif for alleged drug possession. Damn it! He is far too fine to end up looking like Bobby Brown! You know back before I was born, Bobby Brown was looking good. Now the goon can't stop grinding his damn teeth.

PLEASE GIVE ME MY PROPS!

Was I not one of the few bloggers to post that Nick and Mimi were engaged yesterday?! Check the Urban Blooger if you don't believe me! It's crazy because now it's everywhere and I give Mediatakeout all my glory for my post! You know you gotta love that Lamb Chop!

New_new video

The Dream ft Young Jeezy- "I love your girl"



Good afternoon my peeps! Sorry I'm just know posting but I'm drowning in homework for finals. But I saw this video and I must say that the song is different but me likey! I don't know about him using the "Rock with you" and "yeah!" club light tho. Kudos Dream! Call me crazy but this chunky teddy bear is kinda cute to me....

Mariah Carey- "Bye Bye" preview



What in the hell is with these damn previews?! Usher had me all hyped up for that video but all we got was the 2008 "Yeah!" video. No lie the video was good, mainly because of all those gosh darn cameos, but I was expecting something a little more from Mr. Foster.

Piles ft Nino- "Bust-it-baby pt2"


I wish like hell I knew what a "bust-it-baby" is, I have my own thoughts on what it is. Anyway, after seeing pictures of these video, I had to see how in the hell these goons were going to use a pink car, note the pink on the inside. Although I do try to avoid songs that will be in heavy rotation on BET, I just can't seem to leave this song ALONE! IT'S EVERYWHERE! My phone, my Ipod, my computer, my car, my head,....damn you Piles!

Mimi to marry Nick?

So the oh! so wonderful MTO is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged! The word over there is that he got her a 20 cart pink diamond ring. He goes all out on the rings don't he? I do have my doubts on the story for the simple fact that I've neven seen a picture of those together nor is not on her CD. Wait, only the Carters are on every other song together. All I can do is throw my hands up in the air, shake my head and pray to Oprah on this one.

***pic snatched from celebritique.com

Messy Ass Khia still talkin crazy

I do believe that me and Khia could be friends as crazy as it sounds. Well if you go back to my post about the Tree Monkey (lil wayne for the first timers) and Nieva, Khia supposedly said the same thing I did...while kinda. I said that the Dream married Nieva to milk what little fame she had and dropped her as soon as his singing career started. Mz. Khia says that she trapped him into marriage. She also has her own thoughts on Tank Ass (scroll down "these hoes need to be stopped!"). She feels that any fool that sleeps with her may just sign his life away. This bitch won't stop until she gets some attention. Well she has Lamb Chop's!

****thanks Mediatakeout.com

T.I. and Tiny need some birth control

So SandraRose posted this picture of T.I.'s baby mama, Tiny, baby shower. She's cute and all but this chick needs to be stopped! Does she do anything else, other than have babies?! I believe this is all part of her master plan! All those damn kids are meal tickets just in case T.I. decides to leave her. LOL! Maybe I spend too much time blogging. Let's blame it on that. But we all know that if rumors are true that those two are getting married, then she's set. She may not be my first pick from Xscape, hell I didn't like her at all, I'm not hating on her pimping game at all!

***snatched from Sandrarose.com

Goon news

Goons seem to be everywhere these damn days! In an interview for XXL, Yung Berg spoke on his "beef" with Bow Bitch. He claims 50 cent, the greatest father of all fucking time, told him to crush Bow Bitch and just get him out of the game. But Berg doesn't want to do that or some shit but wants them to "fuck bitches together". WOW. Can these two 5'2 "rappers" have beef? I mean are they serious? Can you imagine the diss records? Yung Berg talking about Ciara and O. Bow Bitch talking about ...um...I don't know. Both of these dudes are on Soulja Boy level so please, for the sake of 106 & Park, make nice. It would hella funny if this "beef" got to the TuPac vs. Biggie level. I can only imagine....

Ryan makes a freestyle remix

So I was checking out The Rap-Up and I had to snatch this video. Check out my fellow Urban Blogger and support his site as well.

Ms. Jackson at the GLAAD awards

So Janet was honored at 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards or something like that. I'm more concerned about that outfit. Now I know she at the GLAAD awards but damn Janet! She decided to dike down and it doesn't work for me. And that Wendy Williams weave just doesn't work either and I love me some Wendy. Well I guess the method behind the madness was to look as unattractive as possible to avoid Ellen from asking for the digits I guess. Didn't work because Dory still gotta kiss. No hate on her game that Ellen, surprise attack!

***pics snatched from ThatGrapeJuice

Zoe is getting better

I wish I knew why this girl who has no real career is everywhere! Something about this dirty homeless looking girl has got us feeming like Jodeci. But here are some more pics of Lisa's daughter. I still have no clue why her and the Olsen twins dress this way. Maybe it's some fashion statement that us Southerners just don't get. But she is getting better, I will say that. At least she doesn't look like she just did a line of Coke in the bathroom. Word the the wise though, lose those damn shoes!

***snatched from The E-biz

Laugh of the day

Mariah Carey beging a Diva while looking like a somebody grandma in hooka wear.



So Mariah Carey, DIVA (thankx Paul Mooney's Jesus is Black), looked a plum fool when her singing voice started before she did. No only that but C+D pointed out how she bitched at the background singers all the while in tune! Here are the new lyrics she added on "Touch my body" from her new album which I'm sure will now be re-released: "stop singing my part". WOW! she made that work huh?

These hoes need to be stopped!!!!

Explain Tank Ass? Do the "ladies" (can I call them that?) from "Flava of Love" want careers or something? If hitting up men mags is the only gig you can get, something aint right? This chick and her ass are rather tried in my book. So she decided to step it up a notch, guess she's watching off for Fake Ass Angel (take it how you want to). Let's see, this time she opened her gates to old pussy Hell (didn't Flav hit), bent over and wore warm-ups. Sit your tried ass down please. For her Stans, save these pics and do what you like....

***snatched from The YBF

Morning MILF

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