Messy Moment

The oh! so lovely Necole Bitchie posted pics of of the BMI unsigned talent show and I had to snatch this pic of Sean Garrett doing Gawd knows what! This pic is almost as bad as those pics of Steve Harvey. This my sheeps, is a messy moment.

"we break dawn" photos

Okay I've said it once and I'll say it again: Michelle and Ms. Kelly should just stay home and wait for Mrs.Carter to send out Christmas cards with a check of some sort. I have never liked old ass looking Michelle so you know I don't care for her attempt at a singing career. All this talk about Mrs.Carter has got me thinking.... BUT NOTE THE DUDE IN THE SHADES....!


Now I know I've posted this video but it's a fave of my and it's very true! "Ah-Spotlight, spotlight...."

More Blacksheep rapper news

So yesterday the artist lineup for Hot 97's Summer Jam concert. According to XXL, the Tree Monkey (lil wayne for the non-knowing folks), Rihanna, the Dream, D-block, T-pain, Ray-Ray with Yung Berg and the greatest of all: Kanye West! I know that concert is going the bee-knees! Kudos Kanye!

Waslu handles a jackass

This is another reason why I LOVE LUPE! He handle this random ass questions from Tim Westwood rather nicely! I posted this video mainly because I love to hear his voice. Did that sound crazy? It's okay, because I'm a registered Lupe Stan.

CLASSIC laugh of the day!

So I was checking out Baby Daniel's blog, and Baby Dee did make a good point, the "Teenage Love Affair" video was missing a funny part of the "School Daze" movie, the Wannabes s the Jiggaboos dance off! So I posted this for him!

CLASSIC throwback video

TLC- "Ain't too proud to beg"



To honor Lisa, I gave this crazysexycool ladies the throwback video!

Remember Lisa

So I was checking my daily blog rounds That GrapeJuice had a wonderful post : 6 years ago today, Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez was killed in her car accident. Personally I think death can be a beautiful thing if you have a faith. I myself don't care what other people believe but it makes life easier if you have a religion. So enjoy your life and don't take things for granted!

Crazy Ass Cruise is going back to Oprah

Explain Tom? Do you want even more people to think that you are keeping Katie hostage or that your "daughter" isn't real? I shouldn't talk about children, but that little girl puts those evil ass kids from "Village of the Damn" to mind when I look at her. Something isn't right with her, Katie looks scared all the time and Tom....just watch the youtube video and go from there




Do see the way this goon is laughing? Nothing is that damn funny! my advice for Katie would be to take a clue from J.lo in "Enough" and get the hell out while she can!

Noxzema Jackson is going to the pen!

I should have posted this yesterday but I was still happy about my little C+D link so I had to hit Sonic for a fountain drink, you know happy hour isn't that long. Anyway, so it seems that Wesley Snipes may pick up his role as the lovely Noxzema Jackson again. This dark ass goon is headed to the "Big House" for 3 years! Now we all know that he isn't going to do all 3 years because celebrities got it like that. So Noxzema's crime? Tax evasion. But her real crime was getting all her friends to write letters to the judge. What kinda shit is that? I pray to Oprah that Remy Ma's little stunt to get her fans to email the judge or some shit like that, back fires. If Lil Kim can do time and Foxy Brown, why can't she? Think of it has a career booster because look at the press Kim and Foxy got. And Noxzema and Remy both need it. All press, good or bad, is good.

Jim Jones has a few words for Alicia Keys

Okay so the lovely Ice from IceDotCom posted this video on the Urban Blogger this morning. I'm not a fan of this 'rapper" so I have issue with I'm about to say: What the fuck Jones? This goon just got a hit a few years back (Ballin) and he rode the hell out of that song so I guess this dirty looking fool think's his opipion on real artist means anything. Everywhere this goon went, he shouted "BALLIN". So please don't follwer your new leader 50 cent, for those not knowing folks other there. So stay off his sack and step up your rap game. I could rant but I got other things to post.

WE GOT NOTICED!!

So the WHOLE reason I blog, Crunk+disoderly, mentioned my baby blog on her blog! Don't want to sound corny or anything, but I got all teary eyed! I mean to have a blog that I check multiple times through out the day mention str8bs, means a lot to me! Although I have yet to get comments, I still bust my ass every morning to start posting by 8 in the morning, often miss class because there's so much to post at times, check about 30 sites/blogs for more info and post like there's no tomorrow on The Urban Blogger! So that one link meant more to me then she'll even know! So thanks crunk+disorderly!

Gary's first divorce

So Gary Coleman and his wife have split as well. What in the hell did she see in him in the first place?! I feel bad for him though. I mean his entire life people have lied to him but this marriage was a stunt I believe. OH WELL!

Amy Wino

So TMZ reported that this pin-thin junkie that I'm a stan for, headbutted a 38 year old man in London. Why? Not just because she's crazy, but he was trying to get her a cab. This post has no real point but I do love to post and this Junkie!

RuPaul

So every other blog is posting those pictures of Tevin Campbell, so I wanted to do something different....

50 cent still talkin mad ish about ex G-unit members

"I think missy hit that"

Crazy ass Star Jones and her bitch

Okay so according to Mediatakeout (don't question me), Big Gay Al will claim abuse against Star if the divorce goes to court. LAMO! I don't blame him and I believe him! The thing is though, no one knows if the "abuse" was emotional or physical. Physical. I'm loving that picture! Looks like he's going to be sick.

throwback video

Da Band- "Tonight"


to congrats Sarah on her brand new chest, I decided to post Da Bands only hit! Well many she can get like Cassie and be one his dick as much as possible.

Silicone City

So do you remember Sarah? For those lucky ones who don't know who she is, she was a member of Daddy Diddy's group "Da Band" who were formed from the only season I've watched of "making the band". And let me tell you, that was a messy ass show. But anyway, I don't know where this picture was taken at but The E-biz made a good point, Sarah has grown! I want to touch a pair of silicone "dirty pillows". LOL! That phrase is from "Carrie" for the not knowing folks. Peep her crazy ass hubby in the back is trying to get some fame.

Laugh of the day

some random ass dude dancing to "Gimme More"


So Kid Fury posted this super sexy video on C+D yesterday and I enjoyed it so much that I had to snatch it and post it here! This fab man looks amazing in his panties, homemade belly shirt, that dirty ass rag on top of his noggin and that belly?! To quote C+D, "He's killin these hoes"....

J.lo got a show

I don't know about you, but I really don't think we need anymore damn reality shows! I blame Flavor Flav for all this shit! If his menstrual show hadn't been so damn black-face and addictive, we wouldn't have all these shows! But I guess Jay Lo needs the media because is she really proud of Marc? I mean, he looks dead. Anyway, her show, which is rumored to have already been in production, will be about Tank Ass attempting to launch a new fragrance, manage what's left of her career, and finally being a mother. This waste of show will be on TLC, which is different. Guessing she's looking for a different audience or something. Hate to be a Hater, but this will flop.