Poppa diddy pop got a star

Why? For his acting skills in those Proactive commericals because lets look at that long list of musical acts that have failed or on their way to failure: Da Band, Dream, Day 26, Cassie, the Locs, Danity Kane, Craig Mack. Then there are those lucky ones that got out before Diddy's pimp hand could get them: Mimi, Mary, Mase, The Locs, tupac and Biggie. I know Poppa Diddy Pop's pimp hand is strong because Kim's crazy ass is still sleeping with his ass. For those who don't know where I got the "Popppa Diddy Pop" name from, peep the Youtube video below....

"SHOT ME A HOLLA DAWG"= priceless

So they are married?

Alright I'm on my vacay, I'm kinda bored so I've decided to update my blog. I see I've gotten a few more sheep added to my herd. YAY Lamb Chop! Anyway, so I'm sure everyone knows by now that it has been confirmed that Mariah and Nick are man and wife. Has-beens will do anything to revive their careers....get Dr. Phil on the line for this trashbag couple of the year.

Is this cute?

All I have to say is where I got the pic from, SandraRose, and thats it.

Soulja boy plz go die somewhere

Okay so Baby Dee over at http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/ posted this horrible video of Soulja Boy humping the stage. To quote "Big Mama's House", "you look like a damn shaved bird" and I'm out!

The world is going to hell

...in a hand basket! I saw this on my phone when I was checking C+D but damn! I'm still dying! This chunky kid needs a ass whoopin for that shit! "Hoodrat stuff"? I could go on and rant about this but I'm not. note how this goonie isn't phased about it or the fact that he could've killed someone. Please Oprah, explain!!!!!




CAN MY MOM HELP HER? then he snitched on his friend

Kim didn't pay car payments

and so they took her damn car!


Come on now Kim! I know you getting a check from somewhere! Sell one of ya "breast" to someone in neeed of them, (insert name here)! Thankx The E-biz for the video!

Khia just lost her best friend

http://www.zshare.net/audio/112267104d303b40/

So I have yet figured out how to get my links right but that's not important! Well remember how I said that me and Khia could be friends? Please erase that from your memory because this bitch done went and lost her mind...! So we all know that she's got a thing for the Tree Monkey and isn't trying to hide it, which is cool. But this crazy hoe done went and made her own remix to the Tree Monkey's hit "Lollipop". She is KILLING ME with that singing or moaning or whatever in the hell she calls it. I applaud her on her attempt but please, for the sake of us bloggers, please stop!

Messy Ass Khia still talkin crazy

I do believe that me and Khia could be friends as crazy as it sounds. Well if you go back to my post about the Tree Monkey (lil wayne for the first timers) and Nieva, Khia supposedly said the same thing I did...while kinda. I said that the Dream married Nieva to milk what little fame she had and dropped her as soon as his singing career started. Mz. Khia says that she trapped him into marriage. She also has her own thoughts on Tank Ass (scroll down "these hoes need to be stopped!"). She feels that any fool that sleeps with her may just sign his life away. This bitch won't stop until she gets some attention. Well she has Lamb Chop's!

****thanks Mediatakeout.com

Ms. Jackson at the GLAAD awards

So Janet was honored at 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards or something like that. I'm more concerned about that outfit. Now I know she at the GLAAD awards but damn Janet! She decided to dike down and it doesn't work for me. And that Wendy Williams weave just doesn't work either and I love me some Wendy. Well I guess the method behind the madness was to look as unattractive as possible to avoid Ellen from asking for the digits I guess. Didn't work because Dory still gotta kiss. No hate on her game that Ellen, surprise attack!

***pics snatched from ThatGrapeJuice

These hoes need to be stopped!!!!

Explain Tank Ass? Do the "ladies" (can I call them that?) from "Flava of Love" want careers or something? If hitting up men mags is the only gig you can get, something aint right? This chick and her ass are rather tried in my book. So she decided to step it up a notch, guess she's watching off for Fake Ass Angel (take it how you want to). Let's see, this time she opened her gates to old pussy Hell (didn't Flav hit), bent over and wore warm-ups. Sit your tried ass down please. For her Stans, save these pics and do what you like....

***snatched from The YBF

"we break dawn" photos

Okay I've said it once and I'll say it again: Michelle and Ms. Kelly should just stay home and wait for Mrs.Carter to send out Christmas cards with a check of some sort. I have never liked old ass looking Michelle so you know I don't care for her attempt at a singing career. All this talk about Mrs.Carter has got me thinking.... BUT NOTE THE DUDE IN THE SHADES....!


Now I know I've posted this video but it's a fave of my and it's very true! "Ah-Spotlight, spotlight...."

Silicone City

So do you remember Sarah? For those lucky ones who don't know who she is, she was a member of Daddy Diddy's group "Da Band" who were formed from the only season I've watched of "making the band". And let me tell you, that was a messy ass show. But anyway, I don't know where this picture was taken at but The E-biz made a good point, Sarah has grown! I want to touch a pair of silicone "dirty pillows". LOL! That phrase is from "Carrie" for the not knowing folks. Peep her crazy ass hubby in the back is trying to get some fame.

Mr. Bust_it_baby's album cover

These lovely pictures are brought to us today from Ice from ICEDOTCOM, who made good point, this album cover does look alot like Young Buck's album. I should google the album but...

Explain Amy?

Now I love Amy Wino as much as the next blogger if not more but there is no denying the fact that she is a mess. This is one of the many pictures of The Mess floating around the E. This picture is from last night and it needs no comment at all.

get Dr. Phil on the hotline

Okay so I'm happy Bobbie-Chris lost the weight but I do believe whit-whit, ray-ray and the Kang need to have a talk with her. Guess all the years of seeing her parents shooting up, getting blazed and snorting the whit girl have finally caught up with her. The pics of the 15 year old and her 18 year old sister LaPrinca with friends taking shots and making kissy face. I bet they flimed a sex tape in the back....

Trashbag couple

This messy couple were at the video shoot for lil scrappy's single "trashbag money". He needs to throw his girlfriend in a trashbag, toss her in the trunk of the rental, take her to the dessert and pull a "flashing lights" and kill her. And make she sure she's wearing that "outfit".

More Po Zoe

Explain this shit Zoe? If you don't know what I'm talking about, her NIPPLES! Invest in a bra and a stylist because this homeless shit that young Hollywood loves, has me lost. Anyway, still explain Zoe. Thankx Necole Bitchie

Damn I wanna be Love B. Scott

How in the hell did he get a interview with this fine ass man?! I hope to Oprah that Steph Jones didn't drink the sweet milk from Love B. Scott's sweet meat...LOL! Did I really just say that? But he's name is "steph" and he's at Scott's house and...

Laugh to get you through the day

Okay so I don't post on the weekend, I still browse the gossip blogs. When I saw this on crunk+disorderly, I had to post is on my blog. Listen to the lyrics....

No comment on this mess

Weekend wrap up

Okay as you know, I don't post on the weekends but I should have this weekend! so lets do a wrap up:

This lollipop couple was everywhere this past weekend. I'm tripping because I don't know Ray-Ray was still hittin that...

In other news, the greatest father of all times, 50 cent doesn't like Alicia Keys anymore. Guess he doesn't own her new album then. Oh well, I don't think Alicia cares or should care because this goon doesn't even care about his child.