B.Scott is too cute

he looks better than me...what kind of shit is this?

Frankie 2.0

She was watching Dr.Phil or some shit like that and she gave us here future actions if her children ever jumped stupid...."but when you can, fuck em up"...priceless.



I promise you, this crazy lady could be in my family but this shit right here, was too damn much for me...damn near pissed myself.

Damn Youtube

I am so GREEN right now!! Do you know how many damn times I've watched that damn video in hopes of atleast getting some of the steps right?! Too damn many! And here Mz.Coca is, on point, doing the dance! I hate him but at the same time,I love him. Imma need to sign up for one of his dance classes, fuck ta-bo.

VIBE cover art

So by now, we've heard Robin Thicke's claim that Vibe wouldn't let him be on the cover due to his lack of color. I think the color of his skin shouldn't matter at all because he has far more singing talent than Ciara but what do I know, I'm just the consumer. So "Bow Wow's" (I'm trying my hardest to refrain from calling him lil or bow bish! keep my eye Jesus...eye on Jesus..eye Jesus!!) looks butt naked (rumor is it's just photoshop, that ho is naked, they can keep that lie) on the cover of Vibe. Uh huh...you just gone show ya goodies now Ci-Ci? You know what they say: why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? In this case, glimpse at the 2%.

***I do have a sense of respect for my body as well my fellow females so I simply can not post the other nudey shots! (eye on Jesus...eye on Jesus..EYE ON JESUS!!)

kiddies, just say no

This has been the hottest video around the urban blogger family's sites. 1:12, 1:50, Bird chest didn't even stop singing and the drunken wave made it pretty damn hard for me not to laugh and I know better. When will these stars learn that drugs and places that have cameras don't mix? Example: 'being bobby brown', enough said. But if this video isn't some Paul from the Temptations type mess....

Keyshia is truly 'so hood'

So the Bosssip posted this 'ad' in which Keyshia Cole, Faith Evans wanna be in my book, is the spokesperson or whatever for Pink oil moisturizer's "Smooth touch". Well at least she didn't hop on the Proactive ho train.

"superman bullshit"

Why is A Pimp Named Fresh Brewed bullying Soulja boy? Let it be known that I'm not a fan of Soulja boy but Ice T you aren't too much better than Soulja Boy. He wears funky shades and makes music that is borderline mentally retardation but you walk Coco aka Christal like the Champagne like she is forever on the Ho stroll. So don't down Soulja boy because you a grown man, far from a grown ass man but grown nonetheless. My suggestion would have to be for everyone to hug and let go. Better yet, celebs, stay y'all asses off the Net. Leave blogging to those who know what their doing. Yes, I'm talking to Bow Wow too. We don't want the "the hater, not the people" to rear up again, now do we?

here's something to lighten the mood! Comic reliefe is always good!

***I refuse to post anything more on this matter. Not even the video from Soulja boy. But I will comment on the fact that I loving the Lupe comment! I do believe I nutted myself! LOL! that was a joke my dear reader, don't take that for serious but for play-play***

Proof that it's all a joke

No comment needed on this video but you are more than freely happy to post your thoughts in the 2cent section. I can't.

Is money that important to the female race?

So one clear Friday morning, I started my day by checking my fave blogs and was very excited when I checked Necole Bitchie, the Mother to all sites that gossip blog. Well there was a post from the The Fly Guy and I was hella excited (yes you read correct, I said hella) to be engulfed in his intellectual thoughts on relationships. The Fly Guy is something like a urban love guru for those who may not know. This entry was entitled "We all lie in relationships" and lies that women tell were 1. I'm not mad, 2. I had sex with X amount of people and 3. I don't care how much money you have. That last one didn't sit too well with me. Where in the hell did this come from? If I could just go to the 40's and 50's, weren't men suppose to be breadwinners? Wasn't the female role to be a housewife who keeps the house in tip top, rears the children and keep the Breadwinner well fed and f**k? Excuse the choice words. But still hear me out, the concept is still very much alive today. But let me get back to the idea that women are always in safety goggles, steel toe heels with pick ax in tow. Maybe these women are not looking for love but security. With a big enough back account, anyone can love someone. Maybe these women feel that true love is dead so why not get a unlimited spending piece of plastic to slide into a "In" season bag to carry on a arm dipped in diamonds. But my best guess would have to be because we are expected to. I'm a Freshmen in college. One day last semester, my professor let us have a little fun. The sexes split up and we had to stereotype each other. For us women, we got the usual: emotional, gossipy, desperate to get married and so on. My professor commented on a stereotype that popped up that I wasn't expecting: gold diggers. She said that that one stereotype has become more common these past few years. My thoughts are that we live in a culture and society were what a man can bring to the table are equivalent to his worth. Is it me or don't men care about the Green Elixer just as much? So aren't men just gold digger seekers? When men attempt to spark up a convo with a woman, he talks about what he has, what he drives, what he does and all that he can give or do for her. Is that all you can bring to the table of relationship? No convo? No laughs? Just a few new clothes or cars. Is that what relationships are based upon now? I'm attempting to stray away from stereotype people. I can only speak for myself not the entire female race because we all desire seemingly different things. I don't care about money in a relationship, and I truly mean that. Wasn't Destiny Child have women declaring Independence some odd years back? I'm not looking for a money sign in a Benz. I will gladly take that brother man on the city bus because I'm sitting right behind him. I want someone with goals and a plan. If your heart desires to write or to be a lowly social worker working for the state like me plan to, I'm all for it! Like Langston Hughes wrote " Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly".
So in the end, in a sense the housewife and the breadwinners names have evolved to Gold Digger and Gold Digger Seeker. I'm not saying that the Fly Guy called women in general gold diggers because there are some in my sex but some men love it. The Gold Digger is wifey, she's a trophy, your worth seems to sky rocket if you got one. It's no different when some men make it in Hollywood, they "upgrade" (?) to a white or an island beauty= no different.

That ship has sailed

I hate that damn saying because somehow I'm still on that damn relationship while That Creature from the past (my ex) is at the dock waving with that goofy ass grin on his smug face. What the hell is wrong with me? Our relationship, more mine than his, has an anchor at the bottom of the sea and I feel like I'm that anchor. Why is that? I keep myself from sailing. So throw me a lifejacket in the form of your 2cents to help me out.

Don't sleep on her

A lot of people (mainly other bloggers) think that Christina Millian is just some pretty girl who is somehow mistaken for a real artist. I'm here to openly defend her! Her last album, "So Amazin' (pic via myspace) was shockingly amazing. I won't lie, I've never listened to any of her other albums and I bought "So Amazin" on a whim after I had heard "Gonna tell everybody" once and needed another hit. The album had a handful of other hits buried away under media attention on her relationship drama and being dropped from her label. "Gonna tell everybody", "Who's gonna ride?", "Foolin" and "Ya'll ain't nothing" are the songs that this fashion forward woman bared her tiny soul and I feel her pain, for my own personal reasons. Because she was so open when they were written, a true artist was on showcase. Those unheard tracks have just won her a fan but "Foolin" and "Gonna tell everybody" got her a stan. With those two songs, you get a inside glimpse to the reason behind her and Nick's demise. In summary, she's beyond pretty with a body I would kill for but please don't stamp her as a non talent pop tart, the girl's got skillz!

Gonna Tell Everybody - Christina Milian

Foolin - Christina Milian

Yall Aint Nothin - Christina Milian

Yeah I know I didn't post "Who's gonna ride" but you can google it yourself my sheep!

Estelle's new video + review

I been speeding through the fast lane trying to finally get a glimpse at Estelle's new video and I'll be damned if that wasn't a waste of $4 a gallon gas! Let me give the postive first, I am loving the Amanda Diva and the always fierce Christan cameos! I could have done without the Kelly Rowland glimpse however. Kelly's acting skills don't go beyond music videos. Was that mean? If you think it was, think back to the "Seat Filler" movie full of D-listed celebs (can we call them that?) where Kelly played dress up and lived out her career as if she were Mrs.Carter (beyonce'for the nonknowing).I found this movie on the 3 for $5 rack at Wal-Mart and needed a third movie so...! I pop in the DVD when I need a nap. Just so you know, I like to sleep with the tv on during the daytime, so the DVD serves a great purpose in my DVD collection. Let me get off Beyonce's background and back to Estelle....to sum up my thoughts: the video has a Beyonce-Rhianna look/feel and the song is very Lauryn Hill and those artist don't mix. E, go to your room and re-do this! And don't come out to you get it right because I have to give it two thumbs down love.....

Thugnicent house in flames

Me and my younger cousin were talking about this messy story last night and he called 50 cent Thugnicent. I damn near pissed myself, I can't lie, I did a little. For those who don't know, Thugnicent is a character from "the Boondocks" that is a assortment on rappers. Well since everyone is up to speed, on to the news! If your reading this post, then you already know that Thugnicent house went up in flames like it was made out of matches this past Friday. Now ain't that some shit? Either the mother to his son set the house a flame after watching "Waiting to Exhale", you know Bernadine stlye or Thugnicent really did attempt to burn her ass up to make a point. Well which ever way is the lighted path, they weren't that smart a 5 gallon gasoline can was found in the ashes of the Barbie dreamhouse. Ain't that some more shit? They couldn't even burn the house down the correct way. I've already expressed my thoughts on the drama between 50 and his baby moms, so I'll spare my sheep a rant. Peep the fan made video from the movie that might have inspired the baby moms to burn the dreamhouse down, the laughs start at 2:12 my sheep!

Please stop Puffy

I refuse to call Puffy by whatever name he's going by these days. Aight, so I've just saw that Danity Kane video for "Damaged". Yeah I know, I'm a little late. I don't care for most of the music of today. So the first time me and my bust-it-baby heard this song was on this video....



What's with these artists hitting up the gay clubs?

More sad news

This shit is sad for Foxy but funny for our sake. So remember those pictures of this heifer at an altar? Well God saw through that front because she has a warrant. Foxy didn't show to at a court hearing yesterday morning so the judge issued a warrant for her arrest later on that day. I bet this bitch is going to say that she has some disease that makes forget important dates and times. And don't act like you aren't thinking the same thing because let's go back to her being deaf, pregnant then her hearing returning. It returned because it never left! All I can do is laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh

Poppa diddy pop got a star

Why? For his acting skills in those Proactive commericals because lets look at that long list of musical acts that have failed or on their way to failure: Da Band, Dream, Day 26, Cassie, the Locs, Danity Kane, Craig Mack. Then there are those lucky ones that got out before Diddy's pimp hand could get them: Mimi, Mary, Mase, The Locs, tupac and Biggie. I know Poppa Diddy Pop's pimp hand is strong because Kim's crazy ass is still sleeping with his ass. For those who don't know where I got the "Popppa Diddy Pop" name from, peep the Youtube video below....

"SHOT ME A HOLLA DAWG"= priceless

Greedy ass....

So it seems that there will be a surprise witness for the prosecutors. This young lady claims that she had a threesome with Kells and the minor that let him piss on her. I have no words because Kellz isn't going to jail so what's the point? I mean this goons trail was suppose to start like a lifetime ago and it is yet to start. My question is whats the hold up? He pissed a someone that was my little sisters age at the time and it's on tape, so....? Explain court system, because Sean Bell's murderers had time to murder a innocence man then get off before Kellz trail has even started.Once again, Explain someone. Oprah probally has the answer. And all this talk about piss has got me wanting some Dave Chappelle....

****pic from Bossip

them twins are big as hell!

So every other blooger has already posted the cover art for "JET" so I wasn't going to until I realized that these aren't toddlers. Kim just had these 4 year olds. Excuse me a moment, but I have got to say it "GOD DAMN ME HELL"! How the fukk can these little girls already walk and she just had them a few months back? Explain Daddy Diddy? Guess he couldn't wait to sell their little asses to the world and got them girls hooked on the "juice" if you know what i'm saying. To quote the oh! so lovely Fresh from C+D, "I digress".

Soulja boy plz go die somewhere

Okay so Baby Dee over at http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/ posted this horrible video of Soulja Boy humping the stage. To quote "Big Mama's House", "you look like a damn shaved bird" and I'm out!

The world is going to hell

...in a hand basket! I saw this on my phone when I was checking C+D but damn! I'm still dying! This chunky kid needs a ass whoopin for that shit! "Hoodrat stuff"? I could go on and rant about this but I'm not. note how this goonie isn't phased about it or the fact that he could've killed someone. Please Oprah, explain!!!!!




CAN MY MOM HELP HER? then he snitched on his friend