Monday, April 28, 2008

Mimi to marry Nick?


So the oh! so wonderful MTO is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged! The word over there is that he got her a 20 cart pink diamond ring. He goes all out on the rings don't he? I do have my doubts on the story for the simple fact that I've neven seen a picture of those together nor is not on her CD. Wait, only the Carters are on every other song together. All I can do is throw my hands up in the air, shake my head and pray to Oprah on this one.

***pic snatched from celebritique.com

Messy Ass Khia still talkin crazy




I do believe that me and Khia could be friends as crazy as it sounds. Well if you go back to my post about the Tree Monkey (lil wayne for the first timers) and Nieva, Khia supposedly said the same thing I did...while kinda. I said that the Dream married Nieva to milk what little fame she had and dropped her as soon as his singing career started. Mz. Khia says that she trapped him into marriage. She also has her own thoughts on Tank Ass (scroll down "these hoes need to be stopped!"). She feels that any fool that sleeps with her may just sign his life away. This bitch won't stop until she gets some attention. Well she has Lamb Chop's!




****thanks Mediatakeout.com

T.I. and Tiny need some birth control



So SandraRose posted this picture of T.I.'s baby mama, Tiny, baby shower. She's cute and all but this chick needs to be stopped! Does she do anything else, other than have babies?! I believe this is all part of her master plan! All those damn kids are meal tickets just in case T.I. decides to leave her. LOL! Maybe I spend too much time blogging. Let's blame it on that. But we all know that if rumors are true that those two are getting married, then she's set. She may not be my first pick from Xscape, hell I didn't like her at all, I'm not hating on her pimping game at all!

***snatched from Sandrarose.com

Goon news


Goons seem to be everywhere these damn days! In an interview for XXL, Yung Berg spoke on his "beef" with Bow Bitch. He claims 50 cent, the greatest father of all fucking time, told him to crush Bow Bitch and just get him out of the game. But Berg doesn't want to do that or some shit but wants them to "fuck bitches together". WOW. Can these two 5'2 "rappers" have beef? I mean are they serious? Can you imagine the diss records? Yung Berg talking about Ciara and O. Bow Bitch talking about ...um...I don't know. Both of these dudes are on Soulja Boy level so please, for the sake of 106 & Park, make nice. It would hella funny if this "beef" got to the TuPac vs. Biggie level. I can only imagine....

Ryan makes a freestyle remix

So I was checking out The Rap-Up and I had to snatch this video. Check out my fellow Urban Blogger and support his site as well.

Ms. Jackson at the GLAAD awards








So Janet was honored at 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards or something like that. I'm more concerned about that outfit. Now I know she at the GLAAD awards but damn Janet! She decided to dike down and it doesn't work for me. And that Wendy Williams weave just doesn't work either and I love me some Wendy. Well I guess the method behind the madness was to look as unattractive as possible to avoid Ellen from asking for the digits I guess. Didn't work because Dory still gotta kiss. No hate on her game that Ellen, surprise attack!

***pics snatched from ThatGrapeJuice

Zoe is getting better



I wish I knew why this girl who has no real career is everywhere! Something about this dirty homeless looking girl has got us feeming like Jodeci. But here are some more pics of Lisa's daughter. I still have no clue why her and the Olsen twins dress this way. Maybe it's some fashion statement that us Southerners just don't get. But she is getting better, I will say that. At least she doesn't look like she just did a line of Coke in the bathroom. Word the the wise though, lose those damn shoes!
***snatched from The E-biz

Laugh of the day

Mariah Carey beging a Diva while looking like a somebody grandma in hooka wear.



So Mariah Carey, DIVA (thankx Paul Mooney's Jesus is Black), looked a plum fool when her singing voice started before she did. No only that but C+D pointed out how she bitched at the background singers all the while in tune! Here are the new lyrics she added on "Touch my body" from her new album which I'm sure will now be re-released: "stop singing my part". WOW! she made that work huh?

These hoes need to be stopped!!!!




Explain Tank Ass? Do the "ladies" (can I call them that?) from "Flava of Love" want careers or something? If hitting up men mags is the only gig you can get, something aint right? This chick and her ass are rather tried in my book. So she decided to step it up a notch, guess she's watching off for Fake Ass Angel (take it how you want to). Let's see, this time she opened her gates to old pussy Hell (didn't Flav hit), bent over and wore warm-ups. Sit your tried ass down please. For her Stans, save these pics and do what you like....
***snatched from The YBF

Morning MILF

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