I can't.

I simply can't not and will not comment on this pic that Fresh from C&D posted a few days back. This nigga REALLY DOES HAVE BREAST! Rick Ross has sad breast but Nore's are round and ample. All I can think about is chocolate milk from his right nipple...help me Moses!

Bow Wow is callin us out!

Let me pause "Shine" (Estelle for the nonknowing) to make a good post about this lost puppy...! Ms.Kimba412 posted this video early this morning on The Urban Blogger and I had to snatch it and post here! Where to begin?! First off, Ms. Kimba made a good point that I realized while watching Bow Bitch giving it to us: he isn't talking about " the people, but the hater not the people"! WTF?! Please don't attempt to copy Lupe Fiasco. For those who don't know, on his latest album "The Cool", he brought the streets, the game and the cool to life by making them characters and letting us know what they might look like. Bow baby, your not that gifted. This video was nothing more than an attempt for us in cyber world to talk about his "weak lookin ass, slow lookin ass". I refuse to give this pup anymore of my time but you can! Just leave it in the comment section!

Rick Ross is a plum fool

As you can see, It's a slow day.

The world is going to hell

...in a hand basket! I saw this on my phone when I was checking C+D but damn! I'm still dying! This chunky kid needs a ass whoopin for that shit! "Hoodrat stuff"? I could go on and rant about this but I'm not. note how this goonie isn't phased about it or the fact that he could've killed someone. Please Oprah, explain!!!!!




CAN MY MOM HELP HER? then he snitched on his friend

Youtube is the devil

this white girl was gettin it tho! No lie

CSI eye candy is a druggie

So Pretty Eyez aka Freddie's homeless boyfriend on "A Different World" aka Gary Dourdan was arrested Monday morning in Palm Springs, Calif for alleged drug possession. Damn it! He is far too fine to end up looking like Bobby Brown! You know back before I was born, Bobby Brown was looking good. Now the goon can't stop grinding his damn teeth.

Messy Ass Khia still talkin crazy

I do believe that me and Khia could be friends as crazy as it sounds. Well if you go back to my post about the Tree Monkey (lil wayne for the first timers) and Nieva, Khia supposedly said the same thing I did...while kinda. I said that the Dream married Nieva to milk what little fame she had and dropped her as soon as his singing career started. Mz. Khia says that she trapped him into marriage. She also has her own thoughts on Tank Ass (scroll down "these hoes need to be stopped!"). She feels that any fool that sleeps with her may just sign his life away. This bitch won't stop until she gets some attention. Well she has Lamb Chop's!

****thanks Mediatakeout.com

T.I. and Tiny need some birth control

So SandraRose posted this picture of T.I.'s baby mama, Tiny, baby shower. She's cute and all but this chick needs to be stopped! Does she do anything else, other than have babies?! I believe this is all part of her master plan! All those damn kids are meal tickets just in case T.I. decides to leave her. LOL! Maybe I spend too much time blogging. Let's blame it on that. But we all know that if rumors are true that those two are getting married, then she's set. She may not be my first pick from Xscape, hell I didn't like her at all, I'm not hating on her pimping game at all!

***snatched from Sandrarose.com

Ms. Jackson at the GLAAD awards

So Janet was honored at 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards or something like that. I'm more concerned about that outfit. Now I know she at the GLAAD awards but damn Janet! She decided to dike down and it doesn't work for me. And that Wendy Williams weave just doesn't work either and I love me some Wendy. Well I guess the method behind the madness was to look as unattractive as possible to avoid Ellen from asking for the digits I guess. Didn't work because Dory still gotta kiss. No hate on her game that Ellen, surprise attack!

***pics snatched from ThatGrapeJuice

These hoes need to be stopped!!!!

Explain Tank Ass? Do the "ladies" (can I call them that?) from "Flava of Love" want careers or something? If hitting up men mags is the only gig you can get, something aint right? This chick and her ass are rather tried in my book. So she decided to step it up a notch, guess she's watching off for Fake Ass Angel (take it how you want to). Let's see, this time she opened her gates to old pussy Hell (didn't Flav hit), bent over and wore warm-ups. Sit your tried ass down please. For her Stans, save these pics and do what you like....

***snatched from The YBF

Jim Jones has a few words for Alicia Keys

Okay so the lovely Ice from IceDotCom posted this video on the Urban Blogger this morning. I'm not a fan of this 'rapper" so I have issue with I'm about to say: What the fuck Jones? This goon just got a hit a few years back (Ballin) and he rode the hell out of that song so I guess this dirty looking fool think's his opipion on real artist means anything. Everywhere this goon went, he shouted "BALLIN". So please don't follwer your new leader 50 cent, for those not knowing folks other there. So stay off his sack and step up your rap game. I could rant but I got other things to post.

Crazy ass Star Jones and her bitch

Okay so according to Mediatakeout (don't question me), Big Gay Al will claim abuse against Star if the divorce goes to court. LAMO! I don't blame him and I believe him! The thing is though, no one knows if the "abuse" was emotional or physical. Physical. I'm loving that picture! Looks like he's going to be sick.

Explain Amy?

Now I love Amy Wino as much as the next blogger if not more but there is no denying the fact that she is a mess. This is one of the many pictures of The Mess floating around the E. This picture is from last night and it needs no comment at all.

random tree monkey picture

As you know, I highly dislike this tree monkey but I do love this picture. Just look at him!!! He isn't cute, not even a little. So I want you to tell me what it looks like he did or is doing. I gotta save this picture. Thankx Necole Bitchie

Lil Wayne looks like he just _______________! or The tree monkey looks like he's ________!

More Po Zoe

Explain this shit Zoe? If you don't know what I'm talking about, her NIPPLES! Invest in a bra and a stylist because this homeless shit that young Hollywood loves, has me lost. Anyway, still explain Zoe. Thankx Necole Bitchie

Explain Hannah Montana

Okay I will give her that the bottom picture doesn't look like here but that top one...?! Explain this shit. I bet her dad is leaking this pictures because he knows what it feels like to lose that fame.

welcome to the Animal House

White people, watch what you say to a group of crazy naggas or you could end up like this dudes! LOL! Peep the guy hop on dudes back! I DIED!

Foxy is free today

Well looks like the parade is about to start at anytime because the ex-deaf kinda-sorta rapper is to be released today. DAMN IT!

Ms. Perry's got a staker

Peep the letter Ms.Perry wrote about his stalker. I think he should thank this crazy chick because now it's official, your famous! But I highly doubt that a woman is staking him but someone with a piece of sweet meat between his legs if you know what I'm saying...

”I’m trying to be careful how I say this without
inciting this person, but I have a stalker,” he begins. “This person sends
several hundred emails a day to my office and has planned our wedding and bought
rings and such. She has showed up at my house several times. What’s crazy
is I’ve never met this woman nor have I even responded to her emails. I’ve had
to increase the guards at my house as well as travel with body guards and I hate
that. I hate to have big guys following me around.”

Will this send Kells to the Big House?

According to the Chi-town Sun, prosecutes plan to bring Aaliyah into the trail. Now we all heard the rumor that Kells and her were married while she was underage. Now my thing is, why is it that people have accused you of messing with little girl's twice? Look at Mrs. Jackson and the little boys. All I can do is throw my hands up and shake my head because I doubt if Kells goes to the Big House. This trail was suppose to start way back when...?

***and by the way, do they call prison the "Big House" in references to Masta's House? explain please.