Thursday, October 30, 2008

4 play don't play



Let me wipe the drool from my face right quick. this cat just might be serious and gringin, humpin, "singing" and half dressed 2 got me hotter that heat between Nickie Parker's thighs

B.Scott is too cute



he looks better than me...what kind of shit is this?

"Shawty say" that Novakane did it better



"Hit it from the back and she feel it in her upper body" -Yo Gotti


I live in the Boonies of a state that is very close to Memphis (thank you sweet jeezus) which means K97.1 is always playing in my car. For the past few nights on my way home, Novakane ft Yo Gotti's remix to "Shawty Say" has been on constant replay. And this shit is bumpin, no lie. Once again, don't comment on my cheap way of posting music, everybody ain't able.

Usher tryna to reclaim his sexy

Friday, October 24, 2008

Frankie 2.0



She was watching Dr.Phil or some shit like that and she gave us here future actions if her children ever jumped stupid...."but when you can, fuck em up"...priceless.



I promise you, this crazy lady could be in my family but this shit right here, was too damn much for me...damn near pissed myself.

Thank you for breaking it down for us



This possibly drunk woman broke down Beyonce's "single ladies (put a ring on it)" and lawd have mercy! The entire video is a qutoe of the day. LMAO! Leave it in the comment section please and thank you!

Gay Men Galore



Im mad because 1.him and Mz.Coca (see 'damn youtube' post below) did the damn thing, 2.At the rags his's wearing, 3. that tiny messy space he's jiving in, 4.that hair and 5.because I could go without eatting for 3 years and I would NEVER be that little...is that his rib cage??? The title for this lovely video is "single man dances to Single ladies" how has no one caught this fire cracker??



Is every gay man on youtube sickly or something??? Where in the hell is this child's mama at?

Damn Youtube



I am so GREEN right now!! Do you know how many damn times I've watched that damn video in hopes of atleast getting some of the steps right?! Too damn many! And here Mz.Coca is, on point, doing the dance! I hate him but at the same time,I love him. Imma need to sign up for one of his dance classes, fuck ta-bo.

I'm really feeling....


B.O.B! I remember this cat as an artist to look out for in XXL about 2 years ago, I blew him off has just another no-name rapper (Rich Boy graced the same pages as well, where the bird chest dude go? and don't give that remix to "Paper planes" either). But the other day I was tuning in on Shade 45 and I heard "I'll be in the sky" was like "DAAAMMMNNN"!!! Now I can't get T.I's "On top of the World" out my ear for shit but I'm not complaining. So I moseyed over to his myspace to right click and save a few flicks and finally listen to "Cloud 9". I recall reading the XXL article about him and this song was mentioned. Guess I won't be blowing off any other rapper to watch out for from XXL...
And don't hate on my cheap technique for posting music, not everybody got Crunk + disorderly or Necole Bitchie money, hell I got a college career to work on.



Thursday, October 16, 2008

I only give it when its due....



Dj Unique posted this remix he did of Mrs.Carter's "Single Women (put a ring on it)". Yo this blazing! Kudos Unique! Check out his myspace www.myspace.com/djunique721

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Somebody plz shoot this ho



Eddie, go into Carl's room and slip that gun from the night stand, wake up Laura and go 187 on this loud mouth hefa. Better yet, pop your dick in her mouth. Gosh darn! Eye on Jesus...eye on jesus...eye on Jesus...imma pray for her and dudes sex toys.

Music Video round up

"Paper planes"- M.I.A


I've been following this chica since a few years back when I saw her video on one of those weird channels (FUSE) that Dish Network has to offer. If you don't know by now, she supplies the hook for "Swag like our's" ( I really don't like that song, tryna stray away from saying 'hate' so work with me) by T.I and them.

"the world should revolve around me"- Lil Jackie

Me likey!!!!

Youtube: the comdey show



I am so ashamed to say this but I use to read "hip hop weekly", im so ashamed.I can explain tho: I worked in a grocery store my last 2 years of high school and it was slim pickings for black mags. But this cat in the above video is a pretty cool cat! He has a few pages (2) in the mag that kept (i don't read the mag anymore,thank cha Jesus)gasping for air. Enjoy!

VIBE cover art


So by now, we've heard Robin Thicke's claim that Vibe wouldn't let him be on the cover due to his lack of color. I think the color of his skin shouldn't matter at all because he has far more singing talent than Ciara but what do I know, I'm just the consumer. So "Bow Wow's" (I'm trying my hardest to refrain from calling him lil or bow bish! keep my eye Jesus...eye on Jesus..eye Jesus!!) looks butt naked (rumor is it's just photoshop, that ho is naked, they can keep that lie) on the cover of Vibe. Uh huh...you just gone show ya goodies now Ci-Ci? You know what they say: why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? In this case, glimpse at the 2%.

***I do have a sense of respect for my body as well my fellow females so I simply can not post the other nudey shots! (eye on Jesus...eye on Jesus..EYE ON JESUS!!)

Friday, August 29, 2008

Kanye West- "good Morning"


This track awakes me every morning! corney right? oh well! Im really feeling the fact that Ye kept the art work for the album case going. Kudos!

Monday, August 25, 2008

The Black List: Volume One


So I was over on The Urban Blogger and CCGroovy(ccgroovy.blogspot.com) made a post about the HBO Series that airs tonight entitled "The Black List". I truly am looking forward to getting home, getting comfy and watching this. I set my Tivo early this morning so you should be on the look out for the series as well. Thankx Groovy!

kiddies, just say no



This has been the hottest video around the urban blogger family's sites. 1:12, 1:50, Bird chest didn't even stop singing and the drunken wave made it pretty damn hard for me not to laugh and I know better. When will these stars learn that drugs and places that have cameras don't mix? Example: 'being bobby brown', enough said. But if this video isn't some Paul from the Temptations type mess....

'The Hills' is back!!


So last Monday the new season of my inner white girl fetish aired. Oh boy! I honestly have no idea why I watch that ish but sadly I do. The previews for future epis where the usual: LC is going to cry 50-11 times, that b*tch hedi talks about missing LC, that robot looking chick has a problem with LC's bestie and just SO MUCH DRAMA!
Watch the Mad Tv video below, it's excatly right.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Bernie Mac

This summer was fun but there's always a negative to every story. When Bernie Mac died, it was a shocker. I would have never, never, ever thought he would have died so young and just out the blue. D.L Hughley's video got me a little choked up my damn self.The funeral looked like the way Bernie would want, fun with few tears.







"him down stairs"=priceless. What's your fave Bernie Mac line?

Keyshia is truly 'so hood'

So the Bosssip posted this 'ad' in which Keyshia Cole, Faith Evans wanna be in my book, is the spokesperson or whatever for Pink oil moisturizer's "Smooth touch". Well at least she didn't hop on the Proactive ho train.

you should know...

ADELE! I truly do love this woman's voice! This Brit's voice is so smokey, jazzy yet soulful and powerful. I hit youtube up to get my theme music going and I listened to "First love" and I was in tears. There are few songs that stir emotions but it did,deeply. I will say this, the Brit's are mos def bringing Soul, may it be retro but soul nonetheless, back. And my God I'm I glad to hear it! Amy started it, but Duffy and sweet Adele are making it a staple in the world of music once again. On her Myspace, she listed her influences and I was far from surprised to see Alicia Keys, Jill Scott and the one and only Lauryn Hill. Call me crazy, but when I heard "First love" I thought back to the first time I heard "When it hurts so bad". Welcome to America Adele!
http://www.myspace.com/adelelondon

Chasing Pavements


Chasing Pavements(acoustic)


Hometown Glory

Youtube is nothing but pure evil...smh



I sure this video has been surfing the net all summer but excuse me, I do have a life. Okay now I can't lie the brother that has absent of color, his "rap" had me DYING. don't take my word, watch it and leave some thoughts, please..

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Just to let you know...


I've got some grown folk business to tend to, like work but I will mos def be back, let's say tomorrow?? Flick from Crunk + disorderly

Summer video roundup

What is up my few readers?! lol! I see khan didn't keep to his word and post while I was away so I have got some overtime to do get what few but dear readers I did have back. So this year here have been many music videos released but few that I actually enjoyed but the ones that I do are posted below:

NERD- everybody nose remix

ah, my 4 fave men in one video: Lupe, 'Ye, Chad and Pharrell...life's good!

Ye- Champion

can't lie, this is not my fave track off the album but the video is sick

Solange- I decided

true I've already posted this earlier this summer but I really do love it

Lloyd ft/ the tree monkey- all around the world

this song set the tone for summer (and a chosen few in my cell phone). I love how they recycled Rhianna's body paint from last summer.

Monday, July 14, 2008

You should know...


Tyga! I love me some Tyga! Even tho this dude has neck to wrist tats, his more of Kanye/Pharrell/Lupe than 50/Wayne/Game. His fashion stlye is much like is his music: loud, flashy, bold and the most important, different. He's like the "Us placers" (youtube it) but has his own flow, this light weight is great like Tony! Every morning when I'm munching on a bowl of frosted flakes, I stare at the box and smile....! check out this high yella dude's Myspace http://www.myspace.com/tyga

I can't.

I simply can't not and will not comment on this pic that Fresh from C&D posted a few days back. This nigga REALLY DOES HAVE BREAST! Rick Ross has sad breast but Nore's are round and ample. All I can think about is chocolate milk from his right nipple...help me Moses!

Duffy goin to church

"Syrup and Honey"



I stumble upon this vid today and I'm truly blown away by Duffy's voice. The Brit's have taken what our music use to sound like, learned and are doing it better. I mean better compared to today's artist that is. So what are your thoughts on Duffy, Estelle, Amy Winehouse and Adelle?

Faking it you make it


Is it better to fake it til you make it? When my aunt puts on her "face"(makeup) and steps out, her life is seemingly prefect: strong and stable marriage, amazing job and beautiful children. But behind closed doors, when her happy face is wiped clean, she carries the weight of the world on her shoulders: nieces and nephews strayed from the lighted path, a middle child willing to die to be accepted, a great job with no chance of advancement- just a pay raise and a crumbling marriage. Her marriage didn't have a strong base in the beginning (she gave the man a choice between married life or life without her after 2 years, deep huh?) She has come to me a number of times about her sacred unity. My question is, is it better to fake a happy life vs being alone? If so, when will she "make it"? I leave you with two things to chew over: 1) marriage doesn't guarantee a happily ever after and 2) Divorce doesn't occur when people don't understand each other anymore, but that they've only begun to.

Only when it's due



If this ain't some Vh1 "Best week ever" type ish or at least a mention on the EBT network (thankx Fresh!)!! I don't know about you, but this dude just assured my vote for Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama... I gotta get that as a ringtone....

Mag Cover art

Three ladies with their right foot toward fashion, graced "Rap-up" and they look amazing! I do have a question, um...what exactly does Keri do? I know she is said to able to sing (i know she has been on 50 million songs, but is that really sanging?) and write but when is she releasing an album? Is she gonna be like Jennifer Hudson? How many years did it take for her to FINALLY make a vid? Exactly....













Obama, Obama is looking very Men in Black-ish on one of the many Ebony cover for the 25 coolest brothers of all time. I like to know that my future prez is fly and makes turning gray attractive. Yes I said it! Obama isn't bad looking and you know it.




New Vids round-up

Since I been gone, there have been a few music vids to drop, check it out:

Nas- "Hero"

THIS should have been Hancock's theme song! Since it wasn't his, it's mine! The song goes hard and Nas is speaking the truth. The track has a strong message over an amazing beat with Keri moaning over it which makes a song that's on my playlist. Can't stop the Street Poet.

Mariah Carey- "I'll be loving you long time"

The vid is pretty, reminds me of the commerical for her funky "M" mess tho. All I can and will say is that she is milking that "marriage" with the choice songs being released from the album huh?

LL cool J ft/ Dream- "Baby"

I love this song! James loves amazing and the vid isn't bad but I will say this, it's very Usher "yeah!"ish to me with the "Rock with you" lights and club scence. Overall, this will be my summer song, right behind "All around the world" of course! Leave thoughts in the comment section plz!

Thursday, June 26, 2008

"superman bullshit"




Why is A Pimp Named Fresh Brewed bullying Soulja boy? Let it be known that I'm not a fan of Soulja boy but Ice T you aren't too much better than Soulja Boy. He wears funky shades and makes music that is borderline mentally retardation but you walk Coco aka Christal like the Champagne like she is forever on the Ho stroll. So don't down Soulja boy because you a grown man, far from a grown ass man but grown nonetheless. My suggestion would have to be for everyone to hug and let go. Better yet, celebs, stay y'all asses off the Net. Leave blogging to those who know what their doing. Yes, I'm talking to Bow Wow too. We don't want the "the hater, not the people" to rear up again, now do we?

here's something to lighten the mood! Comic reliefe is always good!

***I refuse to post anything more on this matter. Not even the video from Soulja boy. But I will comment on the fact that I loving the Lupe comment! I do believe I nutted myself! LOL! that was a joke my dear reader, don't take that for serious but for play-play***

VH1 made me remember!



this random ass song was me and my sister's wake up shit! I had truly forgotten about it until I watched VH1 last night and I screamed my heart out! Everybody has got some weird songs that they sing the hell out of in the car, in the shower or to their dog. I know my dog was pissed last night when I attemted to hit them hit notes from this song. LOL! she had this look on her face like "bitch, get that shit outta my face. sit yo crazy ass down some where."

Proof that it's all a joke



No comment needed on this video but you are more than freely happy to post your thoughts in the 2cent section. I can't.

You should know...


OneRepublic! I'll have you know that I'm a huge Maroon 5 stan so I'm loving OneRepublic. The frontman for Maroon 5, Adam has soul but the OneRepublic's frontman has got more. I only post "you should know" artist whose album I own (I still buy CDs for the full effect of the album-lame I know). I can honestly say that this album is amazing! My personal faves are listed below. I could tell you why I like them but letting you listen to let you make your own thoughts on this group would be best in my book! Leave your 2cent tip in the comment section please...!


Say (All I Need) - OneRepublic

Stop And Stare - OneRepublic

Apologize - OneRepublic

Is money that important to the female race?


So one clear Friday morning, I started my day by checking my fave blogs and was very excited when I checked Necole Bitchie, the Mother to all sites that gossip blog. Well there was a post from the The Fly Guy and I was hella excited (yes you read correct, I said hella) to be engulfed in his intellectual thoughts on relationships. The Fly Guy is something like a urban love guru for those who may not know. This entry was entitled "We all lie in relationships" and lies that women tell were 1. I'm not mad, 2. I had sex with X amount of people and 3. I don't care how much money you have. That last one didn't sit too well with me. Where in the hell did this come from? If I could just go to the 40's and 50's, weren't men suppose to be breadwinners? Wasn't the female role to be a housewife who keeps the house in tip top, rears the children and keep the Breadwinner well fed and f**k? Excuse the choice words. But still hear me out, the concept is still very much alive today. But let me get back to the idea that women are always in safety goggles, steel toe heels with pick ax in tow. Maybe these women are not looking for love but security. With a big enough back account, anyone can love someone. Maybe these women feel that true love is dead so why not get a unlimited spending piece of plastic to slide into a "In" season bag to carry on a arm dipped in diamonds. But my best guess would have to be because we are expected to. I'm a Freshmen in college. One day last semester, my professor let us have a little fun. The sexes split up and we had to stereotype each other. For us women, we got the usual: emotional, gossipy, desperate to get married and so on. My professor commented on a stereotype that popped up that I wasn't expecting: gold diggers. She said that that one stereotype has become more common these past few years. My thoughts are that we live in a culture and society were what a man can bring to the table are equivalent to his worth. Is it me or don't men care about the Green Elixer just as much? So aren't men just gold digger seekers? When men attempt to spark up a convo with a woman, he talks about what he has, what he drives, what he does and all that he can give or do for her. Is that all you can bring to the table of relationship? No convo? No laughs? Just a few new clothes or cars. Is that what relationships are based upon now? I'm attempting to stray away from stereotype people. I can only speak for myself not the entire female race because we all desire seemingly different things. I don't care about money in a relationship, and I truly mean that. Wasn't Destiny Child have women declaring Independence some odd years back? I'm not looking for a money sign in a Benz. I will gladly take that brother man on the city bus because I'm sitting right behind him. I want someone with goals and a plan. If your heart desires to write or to be a lowly social worker working for the state like me plan to, I'm all for it! Like Langston Hughes wrote " Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly".
So in the end, in a sense the housewife and the breadwinners names have evolved to Gold Digger and Gold Digger Seeker. I'm not saying that the Fly Guy called women in general gold diggers because there are some in my sex but some men love it. The Gold Digger is wifey, she's a trophy, your worth seems to sky rocket if you got one. It's no different when some men make it in Hollywood, they "upgrade" (?) to a white or an island beauty= no different.

That ship has sailed


I hate that damn saying because somehow I'm still on that damn relationship while That Creature from the past (my ex) is at the dock waving with that goofy ass grin on his smug face. What the hell is wrong with me? Our relationship, more mine than his, has an anchor at the bottom of the sea and I feel like I'm that anchor. Why is that? I keep myself from sailing. So throw me a lifejacket in the form of your 2cents to help me out.

I only give it when it's due...

It looks like Solange has finally gotten some direction with her music. I've also finally gotten a sense of direction in my life when it comes to my blog. From here on out, I'm attempting to stray away from gossip but focus mainly on my thoughts along with questions about life. Having said that, I am truly in love with this song! I'm so very happy that artist like Solange, Estelle, Amy Winehouse and others are bringing feel good music back. Great summer feel to it. Peep Solange's (i will no longer refer to her as Jane Brady because she has finally got her own thing going) video for "I decided"! Kudos!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

You should know....




Lupe by now! Waslu is his given but his stage is Lupe Fiasco and I'm openly stanning for him! My Hollywood hubby has two albums under his belt and one more to go. After his third and final album, titled "LupeND", he will retire from rapping and live his life. Well ain't that some shit for my ass? Just when I find his ass, I learn that he going to retire! At least leave some money on the night stand and lock the door when you leave. As I've just told you a few lines up, he has two albums under his belt, "Food & Liquor" and "The Cool". "The Cool" is the latest of the two and more mainstream in my book. Although there are more songs that I go str8 to after listening to the spoken word, "Food & Liquor" is the better album. I could type for days about this underdog, I don't have the time nor do you so I'll spare you this time.



tracks from "Food & Liquor"
American Terrorist (Feat. Matthew Santos) - Lupe Fiasco

I Gotcha - LUPE FIASCO - LUPE FIASCO

Sunshine - LUPE FIASCO - LUPE FIASCO

tracks from "The Cool"
Put You On Game - Lupe Fiasco

Ntruder Alert - Lupe Fiasco

Fighters - Lupe Fiasco

My fav song throughtout his career is "American Terrorist" hands down.

Tree Monkey damn near gold at the starting gate!


WHY?!?! If you don't get it by now, Lil Wayne ,or as Superhead (I call her that simply because she prefers that name vs her own, but that's another post for another day) and myself call him, damn near went gold on the day his album dropped. I've read on Bossip that it wasn't as hot as the monkey claims to be. I don't know because I don't care for his songs let alone his albums. I take that back, I'm loving the remix to "Lollipop". Then again, I only like and listen to Kanye's lines. And before Simply Dope posted that there 20 artists that have made their own remix to "A Millie". I can't deny that the monk's hot. But that's all the space I'm giving on this blog to the Monkey Man today.

Bow Wow is callin us out!



Let me pause "Shine" (Estelle for the nonknowing) to make a good post about this lost puppy...! Ms.Kimba412 posted this video early this morning on The Urban Blogger and I had to snatch it and post here! Where to begin?! First off, Ms. Kimba made a good point that I realized while watching Bow Bitch giving it to us: he isn't talking about " the people, but the hater not the people"! WTF?! Please don't attempt to copy Lupe Fiasco. For those who don't know, on his latest album "The Cool", he brought the streets, the game and the cool to life by making them characters and letting us know what they might look like. Bow baby, your not that gifted. This video was nothing more than an attempt for us in cyber world to talk about his "weak lookin ass, slow lookin ass". I refuse to give this pup anymore of my time but you can! Just leave it in the comment section!

Buss out the Bi-sexual bridal hats + streamers!


I had to say it! Eli just gave the world so much material in that one little rap battle![scroll down to the post by Khan Artist] But anyway, many of my fellow bloggers are posting that Jenny's new ho and her secret lover are to wed later this year. Finally! She's going to live in U-N-I-T-Y! She can get her cornrolls back and live out her Cleo fantasy for real! There isn't anything that I can post that you already don't know or guess on your own. I personally think that the Queen and her girlfriend will be happy as long as the Queen keeps making commericals for Jenny and singing in musicals. Congrats! [flick via mediaoutrage]

Check the Queen's "Unity" video
Queen Latifah - Unity

Don't sleep on her

A lot of people (mainly other bloggers) think that Christina Millian is just some pretty girl who is somehow mistaken for a real artist. I'm here to openly defend her! Her last album, "So Amazin' (pic via myspace) was shockingly amazing. I won't lie, I've never listened to any of her other albums and I bought "So Amazin" on a whim after I had heard "Gonna tell everybody" once and needed another hit. The album had a handful of other hits buried away under media attention on her relationship drama and being dropped from her label. "Gonna tell everybody", "Who's gonna ride?", "Foolin" and "Ya'll ain't nothing" are the songs that this fashion forward woman bared her tiny soul and I feel her pain, for my own personal reasons. Because she was so open when they were written, a true artist was on showcase. Those unheard tracks have just won her a fan but "Foolin" and "Gonna tell everybody" got her a stan. With those two songs, you get a inside glimpse to the reason behind her and Nick's demise. In summary, she's beyond pretty with a body I would kill for but please don't stamp her as a non talent pop tart, the girl's got skillz!

Gonna Tell Everybody - Christina Milian

Foolin - Christina Milian

Yall Aint Nothin - Christina Milian

Yeah I know I didn't post "Who's gonna ride" but you can google it yourself my sheep!

Estelle's new video + review




I been speeding through the fast lane trying to finally get a glimpse at Estelle's new video and I'll be damned if that wasn't a waste of $4 a gallon gas! Let me give the postive first, I am loving the Amanda Diva and the always fierce Christan cameos! I could have done without the Kelly Rowland glimpse however. Kelly's acting skills don't go beyond music videos. Was that mean? If you think it was, think back to the "Seat Filler" movie full of D-listed celebs (can we call them that?) where Kelly played dress up and lived out her career as if she were Mrs.Carter (beyonce'for the nonknowing).I found this movie on the 3 for $5 rack at Wal-Mart and needed a third movie so...! I pop in the DVD when I need a nap. Just so you know, I like to sleep with the tv on during the daytime, so the DVD serves a great purpose in my DVD collection. Let me get off Beyonce's background and back to Estelle....to sum up my thoughts: the video has a Beyonce-Rhianna look/feel and the song is very Lauryn Hill and those artist don't mix. E, go to your room and re-do this! And don't come out to you get it right because I have to give it two thumbs down love.....

Monday, June 2, 2008

My, my, my!







Romeo got me singing Johnny Gill! Making the grown women sweat, my damn! He was come along way from his show and either futher from his first video....

A lil sunshine to get you through the day

From my music choices and artist that I chose to post about on my blog, you can hopefully figure that I'm not a fan of today's state of hip hop. But I do find the video below so damn funny! I'm lovin the "just let your SOUL GLOW part"!!!!!!!



Thugnicent house in flames


Me and my younger cousin were talking about this messy story last night and he called 50 cent Thugnicent. I damn near pissed myself, I can't lie, I did a little. For those who don't know, Thugnicent is a character from "the Boondocks" that is a assortment on rappers. Well since everyone is up to speed, on to the news! If your reading this post, then you already know that Thugnicent house went up in flames like it was made out of matches this past Friday. Now ain't that some shit? Either the mother to his son set the house a flame after watching "Waiting to Exhale", you know Bernadine stlye or Thugnicent really did attempt to burn her ass up to make a point. Well which ever way is the lighted path, they weren't that smart a 5 gallon gasoline can was found in the ashes of the Barbie dreamhouse. Ain't that some more shit? They couldn't even burn the house down the correct way. I've already expressed my thoughts on the drama between 50 and his baby moms, so I'll spare my sheep a rant. Peep the fan made video from the movie that might have inspired the baby moms to burn the dreamhouse down, the laughs start at 2:12 my sheep!

I only give it when it's due

And this young man deserves a bucket full of kudo tickets. Good voice and loving that "thank you lawd" at the end! Make sure you check out some of his other Youtube videos (he has a total of 215, get a life my damie!) https://www.youtube.com/user/Aulegend




Here's our Youtube stud with this best buddies

"Flashing lights" version 1, 2 and 3

MY HERD! My how I've missed you! You have no idea! I may have taken a little vacay but I still check my blog rounds daily so I may not post but believe that I'm in the know. One of my last post of the semester, was about the "Glow in the dark" tour which I the pleasure of viewing twice. Well since that post, Ye has been to work. He's made two more videos for the track "Flashing Lights", for a total of three videos in all. He's also do the inevitable, made that horrid club inspired "Lollipop" single decent by blessing the Tree Monkey with a remix. As I've already told you in a post earlier this year, Ye is a headliner twice this summer, his tour and the Hot 97 concert. His summer can only get better.


the first


the second


the last


and the "Llollipop" remix


"THE FLOW SO COLD, CHICKEN SOUP WON'T HELP", no comment on the line needed my sheep....

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Mornin' T & A






















I think the Khan artist needs some alone time. Peace herd

tight pants wearin' ass nigga



So Fresh over at Crunk+disorderly posted this video yesterday. I honestly don't know what to say about this "tight pants wearin' ass nigga". I think the only thing to say is WOW.

fresh out the box videos

Cherish- "Amnesia"


Do RnB chicks ever sing about anything else? Because that ghetto ass keyshia cole is making millions off singing the same damn song over different beats. Let's see if I got it right: she loves some dude that don't love her, treat her wrong, he probally cheated on her, she gonna sing something about his mobile. BLAH BLAH BLAH, we get it already, you hate men.Oh yeah, them twins look young as hell and killing me with all them hair weaval on they forehead. The only decent one is the thick older one. The other one look like a rat or something.

Raheem DeVaughn- "Try again"



That's a bad ass car, ain't it?

G-Unit jump off

Don't even trip over that title. Every rap label, group, frat or whatever in the fuck you wanna call 'em, has one. With Terror Squad it was Remy, with Murder Inc, everyone had a turn with Ashanti. And one of the few that started it all off, Lil Kim. Anyway, we talking about Olivia's fine ass. In the video below, the Unit jump off touched on a few things but one thing that I thought was funny, was when she talked about Wendy Williams. How you gone attempt to talk shit about her, but you got her weave on your scalp?

MVP a "Family man"



When did Kobe Bryant become a "Family man"? Wasn't that rape charge a few years ago? Didn't he make that white chicks ass bleed? Ain't this some shit for her bleeding ass?

Please stop Puffy

I refuse to call Puffy by whatever name he's going by these days. Aight, so I've just saw that Danity Kane video for "Damaged". Yeah I know, I'm a little late. I don't care for most of the music of today. So the first time me and my bust-it-baby heard this song was on this video....



What's with these artists hitting up the gay clubs?

So maybe....




...she is "carrying his embryo", had to quote Estelle's "Wait a minute". Aight so Bo Peep's gossip Bible, MTO, is now making good points about Beyonce' possibly being pregnant. Check her roots in the pictures. MTO has other pictures with Mrs. Carter's black as tar roots. They claim that she is refusing to bleach her hair because it could harm Camel Joe's child. Why in the fuck is she bleaching her hair in the first place? I don't know if Beyonce' knows this or not, but your black Bey.

When did mental retardation become funny?

So my bust-it-baby, Lamb Chop who now goes by Bo peep, is on vacay. We doing big things over here in Georgia. Anyway, a few days back Bo Peep was told to check out this video by some dude she's crushing on. Well little did her goon know, we've already seen this video. Video been all over the E for a minute, Crunk+disorderly was all over this a while back. She need to get her goons up to speed. I bet your wondering who I am by the way. If you must know, I'm The Khan Artist but you can just call me The Blacksheep.



ELI FOREVER!!!

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

IM OUT!

Peace my sheep! Miss Bo Peep is taking the summer off!

Estelle just got a fan!

1980


Wait a Minute


If she doesn't bring Lauryn Hill to mind....?! I've just listen to a few of her other songs and I'm so blown away! I'm so for real right now. There aren't to many R&B singers that I like but I'm lovin "no substitute love". WOW! I thought she was pretty and can't get "American Boy" out of my head, but I thought she was going to be like Amy Winehouse, you know just another crazy brit. She has proved me wrong! About to go get the album now!

Photoshop is God







It's official my herd, we are about to hire us a photoshop team.

More sad news


This shit is sad for Foxy but funny for our sake. So remember those pictures of this heifer at an altar? Well God saw through that front because she has a warrant. Foxy didn't show to at a court hearing yesterday morning so the judge issued a warrant for her arrest later on that day. I bet this bitch is going to say that she has some disease that makes forget important dates and times. And don't act like you aren't thinking the same thing because let's go back to her being deaf, pregnant then her hearing returning. It returned because it never left! All I can do is laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh

CLASSIC laugh of the day



With all this sad shit I've posted today, I decided to post a Youtube video of my favorite black white supremist. Not a Dave Chappelle character, but UNCLE RUCKUS! I applaud cute Aaron McGruder for this character. Every black person has a little Ruckus in the them! Hell I know I do because it's rather embarrassing when I flip it on BET and all I see is ass or shows that MTV did 10 years ago. Or looking at my people around my town. I could rant and go on but their isn't a blog big enough! I'm with Bill Cosby is I have to say.


NEW_NEW video

Mrs. Cannon- "Bye Bye"


This video had me DYING from laughter! Do you see Mimi's raw emotion at 00:17? Damn Mimi, guess "Glitter" didn't do you justice. For those lucky sheep who don't know what "Glitter" is, it's a movie that I personally think was the cause of her break down. on to my thoughts on the video! I think it was beautifully done! Mimi looks amazing but I will say that I think she needs to get Nick's ass on the "juice" because that goon still doesn't have a chest. All of a sudden I miss my great aunt and my grandma, damn you Mimi! Eyes starting to water so I have to stop listen to that damn song. I think Mimi's reached her goal with this song.

THROWBACK

Boys II Men End of The Road


I dedicate this sad song to all those HollyHood couples that have ended this year. We'll make it through this pain, trust. It's hard I know.....

Another failed hollyhood marriage


So I've decided that today will be Lamb Chop's official last day. By the way, I'm also going to change my name to Bo Peep just so you know. On to the gossip! Well do you remember Uncle Jr. from Jamie Foxx's show called, "The Jamie Foxx Show"(DUH!) ? Well Uncle Jr was also a member of SNL from 1975-1980 and TMZ is reporting that he and his wife filed yesterday morning due to irreconcilable differences or some other lie. This old ass couple has been together since 1996. Is this black Hollyhood love? Why is it that my people can't stay together? First Gary Coleman and his giant wife then Star Jones and her bitch. I'm at a lost for words,so explain Dr. Phil.

Monday, May 5, 2008

Lamb Chop needs a vacay


Me and my herd of nerds have decided to make a road trip to Chi-town for the May 23 "Glow in the dark" show. And I'm pooped already. I don't know if this is my last post for the summer but I'm sad if it is. Blogging is super hard with a lot of work and time spent on the 'Net. I'm kinda sad because I've just gathered up my herd and I don't want to leave my sheep alone with other growing hip hop blogs on the rise. But I have faith in myself and herd so this may or may not be my last post. If so, peace, love and blessings to ya, that's that Muslim coming out in me!

Doing Hip Hop good


Well I guess we are finally starting to see what Mrs.Carter loves about her hubby! So it looks like Sean Carter has set up education funds for the children for Sean Bell's children. For those people who have been living under rocks for the last year or so, Sean Bell was murder by 3 New York swine, this man took 50 plus shots for no apparent reason. I have no words other than more other rappers should follow in Hova's footsteps. His actions have put some much needed pressure on other artist. This is why Waslu is a fan of his! Do I sound crazy with all these Lu comments?! It's the lack of sleep typing. But I'm truley proud of Jay Z because he's taking money out of his pocket and helping another man's children. I know Mrs. Carter couldn't control her va-jay jay sweet milk flow after he told her that! Grown man actions only are fit for a few. Did Oprah do anything to help this family...?

the GLOW IN THE DARK....

has got Lamb Chop's approval! I told you I had high expectations for 'Ye to deliver which he did. I have no words other than genius. I enjoyed Lil Miss Sunshine's performance, but the "US placers" where the shit, mainly Lupe Fiasco! I'm enjoying my vacay over here in the ATL but that concert last night was amazing! Here are some other people's youtube videos of what the Glow in the dark concert was like! The concert was the shit, no lie. Me and my herd of nerds have decided to make a road trip to Chi-town for the May 23 show which will be amazing! Lu and 'Ye are both from the Chi for the non knowing so I can't even imagine what it's going to be like.

Lu- "fighters"


'YE


Waslu -"superstar" I've said it once but I'll repeat myself for the non-knowing, I love N.E.R.D, a Kanye fan but I'm a Waslu stand until "LupeND"!!


If you enjoy real hip hop, not this shit that rappers throw together and attempt to sell to the world, go see one of these shows! Get lifted my sheep!

The other white meat


So Brit-Brit's little sister had her baby shower Saturday. At first I would swear up and down that she wasn't pregnant, guess that's what I get for swearing. I feel bad for the "other kid"or "middle child" in famous families. It all started with that damn Jane Brady! I mean lets look back: the other sister on "Family Matter" who they just cut out of the show and I didn't even notice (Judy-Google is GOD), that one show where the Olsen twins got their big break and they didn't have a mom, you know remember, Stephine? Then there was Solange Knowles. I've never liked that girl so I have no comment on her. Now Jamie Lynn. The funny thing about those last two is that they are real people and got knocked up young and couldn't run to the altar fast enough. Peep the side eye she's giving her baby daddy....

new_new video

Soulja boy- "she got a donk"


Is this what our music has been reduced to, strip club anthems? Sorry but I'm not too fond of lap dance music. Please Oprah, strike this bird chest mofo down!

Sunday, May 4, 2008

More Carter news


I know I may make many post on this hip hop couple often, but I can't help! It's like crack! I should insert my Pookie pic here but I'm lazy. Anyway, my gossip Bible, MTO has got news that The Carters will be making a huge announcement this week. I wonder what it will be about...the marriage? the pre-nup? the jigga jr/lil B? Mrs. Carter's retirement? Well whatever it is, it will only fuel more fire to the beyonce and Camel Joe mania. And Lamb Chop will be eating that shit up like it's Cool J cookies, fuck Oeros.

THROWBACK VIDEO OF THE DAY

Tank- "Maybe I deserve"

Poppa diddy pop got a star


Why? For his acting skills in those Proactive commericals because lets look at that long list of musical acts that have failed or on their way to failure: Da Band, Dream, Day 26, Cassie, the Locs, Danity Kane, Craig Mack. Then there are those lucky ones that got out before Diddy's pimp hand could get them: Mimi, Mary, Mase, The Locs, tupac and Biggie. I know Poppa Diddy Pop's pimp hand is strong because Kim's crazy ass is still sleeping with his ass. For those who don't know where I got the "Popppa Diddy Pop" name from, peep the Youtube video below....



"SHOT ME A HOLLA DAWG"= priceless

the Carter's pre-nup


So here are the details that are EVERYWHERE! Beyonce' will get $5 mil for every jigga jr she slides out for lost of income due to the pregnancy and she will get $10 mil if the marriage ends in 2 years and $1 mil for every year after that up to 15 years. WOW! Jigga's net worth is $300 mil while Mrs.Carter's is a little over $100 mil. I know that love is love, but their pre-nup makes the marriage seem like a business arrangement or something. I'm sure Papa and Mama Knowles had a say in all of this. I guess that's black Hollywood love...I do believe that I'm crushing on the wrong person after seeing Jigga's figgas. With all this Carter love has got me wanting to watch their youtube video from their fans....



the chick who made this video got hella more views after the "secert garden" wedding! After reading what Beyonce will be getting, I'd be looking like Jigga in that picture but it's not a big deal to a business man like Camel Joe.

Greedy ass....


So it seems that there will be a surprise witness for the prosecutors. This young lady claims that she had a threesome with Kells and the minor that let him piss on her. I have no words because Kellz isn't going to jail so what's the point? I mean this goons trail was suppose to start like a lifetime ago and it is yet to start. My question is whats the hold up? He pissed a someone that was my little sisters age at the time and it's on tape, so....? Explain court system, because Sean Bell's murderers had time to murder a innocence man then get off before Kellz trail has even started.Once again, Explain someone. Oprah probally has the answer. And all this talk about piss has got me wanting some Dave Chappelle....
****pic from Bossip

My Radio is bigger than yours



DAMN I can't wait for the concert to start so I can look at Waslu!

Kanye's rant




Like I've said already, I'm been off for a few days and it seems I've missed everything! Well let me bring my herd up to speed! So Kanye's "Glow in the dark tour" received a B+ rating from some writer and 'Ye took that rating to his heart and released yet another bitch fit on his blog. Now from what I've heard and from the pictures I've seen of the stage, this is the hottest tour of the year! Tonight I will be watching my Hollywood hubby (Lupe for the non-knowing), 'Ye, N.E.R.D and Lil Miss Sunshine AKA Chris Browns future baby mama, on stage. I have high expectations now from his rant but I do believe 'Ye will deliver so I'm not worried. I'll post my own thoughts on the tour.