Sunday, May 4, 2008

More Carter news


I know I may make many post on this hip hop couple often, but I can't help! It's like crack! I should insert my Pookie pic here but I'm lazy. Anyway, my gossip Bible, MTO has got news that The Carters will be making a huge announcement this week. I wonder what it will be about...the marriage? the pre-nup? the jigga jr/lil B? Mrs. Carter's retirement? Well whatever it is, it will only fuel more fire to the beyonce and Camel Joe mania. And Lamb Chop will be eating that shit up like it's Cool J cookies, fuck Oeros.

THROWBACK VIDEO OF THE DAY

Tank- "Maybe I deserve"

Poppa diddy pop got a star


Why? For his acting skills in those Proactive commericals because lets look at that long list of musical acts that have failed or on their way to failure: Da Band, Dream, Day 26, Cassie, the Locs, Danity Kane, Craig Mack. Then there are those lucky ones that got out before Diddy's pimp hand could get them: Mimi, Mary, Mase, The Locs, tupac and Biggie. I know Poppa Diddy Pop's pimp hand is strong because Kim's crazy ass is still sleeping with his ass. For those who don't know where I got the "Popppa Diddy Pop" name from, peep the Youtube video below....



"SHOT ME A HOLLA DAWG"= priceless

the Carter's pre-nup


So here are the details that are EVERYWHERE! Beyonce' will get $5 mil for every jigga jr she slides out for lost of income due to the pregnancy and she will get $10 mil if the marriage ends in 2 years and $1 mil for every year after that up to 15 years. WOW! Jigga's net worth is $300 mil while Mrs.Carter's is a little over $100 mil. I know that love is love, but their pre-nup makes the marriage seem like a business arrangement or something. I'm sure Papa and Mama Knowles had a say in all of this. I guess that's black Hollywood love...I do believe that I'm crushing on the wrong person after seeing Jigga's figgas. With all this Carter love has got me wanting to watch their youtube video from their fans....



the chick who made this video got hella more views after the "secert garden" wedding! After reading what Beyonce will be getting, I'd be looking like Jigga in that picture but it's not a big deal to a business man like Camel Joe.

Greedy ass....


So it seems that there will be a surprise witness for the prosecutors. This young lady claims that she had a threesome with Kells and the minor that let him piss on her. I have no words because Kellz isn't going to jail so what's the point? I mean this goons trail was suppose to start like a lifetime ago and it is yet to start. My question is whats the hold up? He pissed a someone that was my little sisters age at the time and it's on tape, so....? Explain court system, because Sean Bell's murderers had time to murder a innocence man then get off before Kellz trail has even started.Once again, Explain someone. Oprah probally has the answer. And all this talk about piss has got me wanting some Dave Chappelle....
****pic from Bossip

My Radio is bigger than yours



DAMN I can't wait for the concert to start so I can look at Waslu!

Kanye's rant




Like I've said already, I'm been off for a few days and it seems I've missed everything! Well let me bring my herd up to speed! So Kanye's "Glow in the dark tour" received a B+ rating from some writer and 'Ye took that rating to his heart and released yet another bitch fit on his blog. Now from what I've heard and from the pictures I've seen of the stage, this is the hottest tour of the year! Tonight I will be watching my Hollywood hubby (Lupe for the non-knowing), 'Ye, N.E.R.D and Lil Miss Sunshine AKA Chris Browns future baby mama, on stage. I have high expectations now from his rant but I do believe 'Ye will deliver so I'm not worried. I'll post my own thoughts on the tour.

So they are married?


Alright I'm on my vacay, I'm kinda bored so I've decided to update my blog. I see I've gotten a few more sheep added to my herd. YAY Lamb Chop! Anyway, so I'm sure everyone knows by now that it has been confirmed that Mariah and Nick are man and wife. Has-beens will do anything to revive their careers....get Dr. Phil on the line for this trashbag couple of the year.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Is this cute?


All I have to say is where I got the pic from, SandraRose, and thats it.

them twins are big as hell!

So every other blooger has already posted the cover art for "JET" so I wasn't going to until I realized that these aren't toddlers. Kim just had these 4 year olds. Excuse me a moment, but I have got to say it "GOD DAMN ME HELL"! How the fukk can these little girls already walk and she just had them a few months back? Explain Daddy Diddy? Guess he couldn't wait to sell their little asses to the world and got them girls hooked on the "juice" if you know what i'm saying. To quote the oh! so lovely Fresh from C+D, "I digress".

Throwback video

Monifah- "touch it"



This is my shit!

Rick Ross is a plum fool



As you can see, It's a slow day.

Nickelodeon and Mimi eloped yesterday?

This is what MTO is reporting! According Latina mag, these two wild and crazy kids wedded yesterday on an island with a few pals. Of course you know Da Brat was there, probally poutin. Anyway, word is that it kinda just happened, no plans or whatever. How long have these two been together? I don't know what to say. Well we all know that Mimi is wearing the recycled ring which is worth $12 million! When did these fool make &12 mill? Like I said, I have no words because this is stunt and I'm eatiing it up like it's a box of Cool J cookies! (from "i bad" for the non knowing)

Another laugh of the day



I love me some lil Darryl!

Soulja boy plz go die somewhere



Okay so Baby Dee over at http://creolepimp.blogspot.com/ posted this horrible video of Soulja Boy humping the stage. To quote "Big Mama's House", "you look like a damn shaved bird" and I'm out!

Crazy ass update


So TMZ just posted a lovely video of Crazy from a few hours before he started the beating. http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1532910852


So he's with a white girl, gotta love that swirl

The world is going to hell

...in a hand basket! I saw this on my phone when I was checking C+D but damn! I'm still dying! This chunky kid needs a ass whoopin for that shit! "Hoodrat stuff"? I could go on and rant about this but I'm not. note how this goonie isn't phased about it or the fact that he could've killed someone. Please Oprah, explain!!!!!




CAN MY MOM HELP HER? then he snitched on his friend

Youtube is the devil



this white girl was gettin it tho! No lie

crazy ass


So TMZ is reporting that weird ass Rodman was arrested last night on suspicion of felony domestic battery. Ms. Rodman was arrested last night at 10:15 at Century City Hotel and was released this morning at 4:15 on $50,000 bail. Now my question is who in the fuck is with this she-male?!

Waslu post



So i've already said it but i'll say again, I love me some Lupe! check out a fan made video to the best song on "The Cool" ablum, "Intruder Alert". This by far is his deepest song on the album and it touches my heart.Kudos to Joethegiantkilla and check out his other youtube videos!