Noxzema Jackson is going to the pen!

I should have posted this yesterday but I was still happy about my little C+D link so I had to hit Sonic for a fountain drink, you know happy hour isn't that long. Anyway, so it seems that Wesley Snipes may pick up his role as the lovely Noxzema Jackson again. This dark ass goon is headed to the "Big House" for 3 years! Now we all know that he isn't going to do all 3 years because celebrities got it like that. So Noxzema's crime? Tax evasion. But her real crime was getting all her friends to write letters to the judge. What kinda shit is that? I pray to Oprah that Remy Ma's little stunt to get her fans to email the judge or some shit like that, back fires. If Lil Kim can do time and Foxy Brown, why can't she? Think of it has a career booster because look at the press Kim and Foxy got. And Noxzema and Remy both need it. All press, good or bad, is good.

Jim Jones has a few words for Alicia Keys

Okay so the lovely Ice from IceDotCom posted this video on the Urban Blogger this morning. I'm not a fan of this 'rapper" so I have issue with I'm about to say: What the fuck Jones? This goon just got a hit a few years back (Ballin) and he rode the hell out of that song so I guess this dirty looking fool think's his opipion on real artist means anything. Everywhere this goon went, he shouted "BALLIN". So please don't follwer your new leader 50 cent, for those not knowing folks other there. So stay off his sack and step up your rap game. I could rant but I got other things to post.

WE GOT NOTICED!!

So the WHOLE reason I blog, Crunk+disoderly, mentioned my baby blog on her blog! Don't want to sound corny or anything, but I got all teary eyed! I mean to have a blog that I check multiple times through out the day mention str8bs, means a lot to me! Although I have yet to get comments, I still bust my ass every morning to start posting by 8 in the morning, often miss class because there's so much to post at times, check about 30 sites/blogs for more info and post like there's no tomorrow on The Urban Blogger! So that one link meant more to me then she'll even know! So thanks crunk+disorderly!

Gary's first divorce

So Gary Coleman and his wife have split as well. What in the hell did she see in him in the first place?! I feel bad for him though. I mean his entire life people have lied to him but this marriage was a stunt I believe. OH WELL!

Amy Wino

So TMZ reported that this pin-thin junkie that I'm a stan for, headbutted a 38 year old man in London. Why? Not just because she's crazy, but he was trying to get her a cab. This post has no real point but I do love to post and this Junkie!

RuPaul

So every other blog is posting those pictures of Tevin Campbell, so I wanted to do something different....

50 cent still talkin mad ish about ex G-unit members

"I think missy hit that"

Crazy ass Star Jones and her bitch

Okay so according to Mediatakeout (don't question me), Big Gay Al will claim abuse against Star if the divorce goes to court. LAMO! I don't blame him and I believe him! The thing is though, no one knows if the "abuse" was emotional or physical. Physical. I'm loving that picture! Looks like he's going to be sick.

throwback video

Da Band- "Tonight"


to congrats Sarah on her brand new chest, I decided to post Da Bands only hit! Well many she can get like Cassie and be one his dick as much as possible.

Silicone City

So do you remember Sarah? For those lucky ones who don't know who she is, she was a member of Daddy Diddy's group "Da Band" who were formed from the only season I've watched of "making the band". And let me tell you, that was a messy ass show. But anyway, I don't know where this picture was taken at but The E-biz made a good point, Sarah has grown! I want to touch a pair of silicone "dirty pillows". LOL! That phrase is from "Carrie" for the not knowing folks. Peep her crazy ass hubby in the back is trying to get some fame.

Laugh of the day

some random ass dude dancing to "Gimme More"


So Kid Fury posted this super sexy video on C+D yesterday and I enjoyed it so much that I had to snatch it and post it here! This fab man looks amazing in his panties, homemade belly shirt, that dirty ass rag on top of his noggin and that belly?! To quote C+D, "He's killin these hoes"....

J.lo got a show

I don't know about you, but I really don't think we need anymore damn reality shows! I blame Flavor Flav for all this shit! If his menstrual show hadn't been so damn black-face and addictive, we wouldn't have all these shows! But I guess Jay Lo needs the media because is she really proud of Marc? I mean, he looks dead. Anyway, her show, which is rumored to have already been in production, will be about Tank Ass attempting to launch a new fragrance, manage what's left of her career, and finally being a mother. This waste of show will be on TLC, which is different. Guessing she's looking for a different audience or something. Hate to be a Hater, but this will flop.

"Hiding in Hip Hop" is here!

So the male verison of Superhead is finally ready to release his book! Now when I first heard about this book, I made my own list of who I think will be on the list. I have a few well known names but won't say anything until I read that book! This lovely book will be released May 13th and I already have my book on hold!

new_new music

First up: "Love in this club" remiz ft Mrs. Carter and the Tree Monkey! I perefer this remix to the one with Clifford the Tiny Red Dog (T.I. for the slow folks). I'm very pleased with Beyonce'! I don't think I've ever heard sing about "sex", not "love". She sang it well so I'm guessing the married sex is the shit. I have no comment on the Tree Monkey other than he did what he does because, jump on everybody damn song.http://www.zshare.net/audio/11001183a88ed3ce/

So here's The Kang of the slow grind's new video. It isn't anything special, same video hoes, diff song. "Hair Grease and comb/ shawty get ready"- Kells can sing anything and make that shit sound cool.

Mr. Bust_it_baby's album cover

These lovely pictures are brought to us today from Ice from ICEDOTCOM, who made good point, this album cover does look alot like Young Buck's album. I should google the album but...

Wendy gets another show

According to the lovely Mz.Virgo, my gossip idol is supposedly getting a new show! Her show will air in 4 cities: New york, LA, Detroit and Dallas, will be an hour-long. The Queen of all Media will be interviweing guest but the show will only be for 6 weeks. I'm rather happy about this because "The Wendy Williams Experience" never comes on anymore on Vh1! I guess all press, good or bad, is good after all!

Treach questioned in shooting

Damn I should have posted this when I saw this on Mediatakeout.com early this morning!!! But anyway, according to XXL and Mediatakeout.com (get 'em a chance), Pepper's ex-man, Treach, was questioned in a shooting that happened in Newark. He was pulled over for his horrible driving in his Hummer SUV and so on. Long story short, he had a bulletproof vest on but no gun was found on him but one has found nearby on the same street. Well why was this goon wearing a bullproof vest? I mean your not in the rap game anymore so....? I have no comment on this D-lister.

Explain Amy?

Now I love Amy Wino as much as the next blogger if not more but there is no denying the fact that she is a mess. This is one of the many pictures of The Mess floating around the E. This picture is from last night and it needs no comment at all.

Alicia's new_new video

Alicia Keys- "teenage love affair"



I'm lovin this video! It's like a breath of fresh air and my girl is looking good! Kudos Alicia!

Classic throwback video

Ahmad - "back in the day"



This song has already been the throwback video but I watch "The Wood" last night and I love that movie.

CLASSIC laugh of the day

From "Eddie Murphy Raw"- "welfare burger"



I've always had a thing for Eddie Murphy. When I say that, I mean his comedy not sexually. Anyway, this is the most watch DVD in my DVD collection. Gotta love that Eddie!

another failed marriage

So if Bossip and Mediatakeout.com ( don't sweat the technique) are correct, Swizz Beats and his wife Mashonda have split. Well I don't really think anyone cares. I mean with all this Beyonce' and Jigga mania going on, Ray-Ray and Whit-Whit still sleeping together, Oprah and of course Zoe Kravitz took a bath, it's really not that shocking to me. But that's just Lamb Chop however. I'm pretty sure there are other bloggers who give a fuck.

No more "Po Zoe"

I'm guessing she read all the shit she was getting for looking dirty, homeless and high but she looked closer to her character from the "I know" video. Me likey! Now if we could only get her ma...Kudos Zoe, you good once you shower!

Since she looks so clean, let us listen to "I know" because she looked amazing on the video.

Smellin' Dick

Riskay ft Aviance & Real- "Smell Yo Dick"



Are they serious?

The Carter's filed the paperwork

Okay so the Carters may not be talking but according to People, they filed their signed marriage license which they got days before their wedding. They just need to gone head and talk because we know. I'm just waiting on the pictures and the big lipped jigga jr to hit.

the hip roll

i need to stay off youtube. If this young man ain't gay...

random tree monkey picture

As you know, I highly dislike this tree monkey but I do love this picture. Just look at him!!! He isn't cute, not even a little. So I want you to tell me what it looks like he did or is doing. I gotta save this picture. Thankx Necole Bitchie

Lil Wayne looks like he just _______________! or The tree monkey looks like he's ________!

get Dr. Phil on the hotline

Okay so I'm happy Bobbie-Chris lost the weight but I do believe whit-whit, ray-ray and the Kang need to have a talk with her. Guess all the years of seeing her parents shooting up, getting blazed and snorting the whit girl have finally caught up with her. The pics of the 15 year old and her 18 year old sister LaPrinca with friends taking shots and making kissy face. I bet they flimed a sex tape in the back....

Trashbag couple

This messy couple were at the video shoot for lil scrappy's single "trashbag money". He needs to throw his girlfriend in a trashbag, toss her in the trunk of the rental, take her to the dessert and pull a "flashing lights" and kill her. And make she sure she's wearing that "outfit".

CLASSIC throwback

Mariah Carey ft ODB- Fantasy Remix


I love Mariah forever and a day, but this will always be my faveorite song of her's! I LOVE ODB and whenever I hear this song I think of this...

Laugh of the day

I love Dori from "Finding Nemo"! She made that movie!

more NEW_NEW music

Okay so this high yella boy is the newest member of DTP and he's a cutie! Listen to his single "Pretty Girl", it's very breezy, bubbly and happy. Me likey!

More Po Zoe

Explain this shit Zoe? If you don't know what I'm talking about, her NIPPLES! Invest in a bra and a stylist because this homeless shit that young Hollywood loves, has me lost. Anyway, still explain Zoe. Thankx Necole Bitchie

Messy Ass Khia

I don't watch this show about I know those ladies on that show where happy as hell that Khia got the boot! LMAO! They were just looking for something to get that bitch off the show and I don't blame 'em!

Teairra Mari's New_new music

Before I start, the blog where I got this picture had me rolling! She asked the question that has always bothered me, why does she spell her name like that? It's kinda hard to google her when you can't spell her name or know where to start. Now I can start, Im sure many people don't remember her, her and Rihanna came out about the same time and both sign to Jigga's labels. Long story short Rihanna got the fame and she got the boot. So know she is attempting to take another shot at stardom. She's sign to Interscope and her album should drop this summer. Well here's her new song and I'm not feeling it too much....http://www.zshare.net/audio/109074235538cc11/

Mr.NIggar's new_new song

Nas- "Be a Niggar too"

http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=20976

Im feelin it! Kudos my NIGGAR

Call Oprah

Get Oprah on the hotline! These goons (Al. B sure and son) need to stop. But they are killin these hoes with them glossy lips *snap for the kids* gotta love that phrase, thankx Mrs. Carter

Air 'Yeezy's are here!

I'm not a sneaker head but I do love Kanye West's swagga. So peep the pics of the shoes that kanye and nike have created. Just like his tour titled "Glow in the Dark", MR. West's shoes glow in the dark as well. YE is killin em with these!I WILL BE ROCKIN A PAIR OR 2 OF THESE! Kudos kanye!

Damn I wanna be Love B. Scott

How in the hell did he get a interview with this fine ass man?! I hope to Oprah that Steph Jones didn't drink the sweet milk from Love B. Scott's sweet meat...LOL! Did I really just say that? But he's name is "steph" and he's at Scott's house and...

Explain Hannah Montana

Okay I will give her that the bottom picture doesn't look like here but that top one...?! Explain this shit. I bet her dad is leaking this pictures because he knows what it feels like to lose that fame.

Today in Black History

Not a damn thing happened! But on the 19th Cheyney State Universtity was founded in 1837 and the following day, Harriet Tubman starts the Underground Railroad in 1853.

So what do we think about Teyana's outfit? I kinda like it! I thinks it fly! She looks like she was once a member of the Cool Kids! Kudos Google Me

Oprah killin kids

Okay so I give Oprah aka God to some, mad kudos for the school she built but maybe things aren't that great over there, and I'm not talking about the nasty old men messing with the girls. According to The E-biz, 3 girls have attempted suicide but thankful not a one was succesful. Damn, all I can say is these chicks need to throw on some Talib Kweli and Jean Grae "Black Girl Pain"

welcome to the Animal House

White people, watch what you say to a group of crazy naggas or you could end up like this dudes! LOL! Peep the guy hop on dudes back! I DIED!

Throwback video

My throwback videos aren't what some would consider to be "old school" but I remember this video from when I was 11 I think and it's a good song. Enjoy!
Genie in a bottle

Laugh to get you through the day

Okay so I don't post on the weekend, I still browse the gossip blogs. When I saw this on crunk+disorderly, I had to post is on my blog. Listen to the lyrics....

No comment on this mess

Weekend wrap up

Okay as you know, I don't post on the weekends but I should have this weekend! so lets do a wrap up:

This lollipop couple was everywhere this past weekend. I'm tripping because I don't know Ray-Ray was still hittin that...

In other news, the greatest father of all times, 50 cent doesn't like Alicia Keys anymore. Guess he doesn't own her new album then. Oh well, I don't think Alicia cares or should care because this goon doesn't even care about his child.

O got the boot!

Well looks like Bow Bitch's better half got dropped from his label, Columbia Records. I should feel bad but I don't! This dude is very annoying. Who all remembers whem Usher was on the remix to "Ice Box"? That should have been Usher song because he sang the hell out of that song, no lie.

How you gone let someone else get on your song and sing it better than you? Explain O.

The nu Pretty Ricky member is here

Back in the day, (like 2 years ago)I was in love with them dudes. But lately I've grown in my music choices and have avoided "gangsta" rap and their videos. In other words, I don't watch BET. And no I'm not calling Pretty Ricky "gangsta rappers" or even "rappers" for that matter. However, according to That Grape Juice, the member called 4-play is here. peep the video...

WHAT IN THE HELL WAS I THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?! but the goon can sing but he doesn't sound orignal at all.

The Cool Kids

I must say I was really feeling their style and even thought the high yella one was cute so I had to search em on Imeem and me likey! They just got themselves a new Stan! YAY!

fan video for The Carter's

I've seen the video a million and one times but since they had their first arguement as man and wife a few days back, I decided to play this for Mrs.Carter to remind her of their true love. Okay so he should have been married her but better late than never right?

Nonsense

Okay so yesterday Kid Fury posted this little girls remake of Mrs.Carter's "upgrade you"video and it got me thinking. So I browsed through youtube and found this....

Throwback video

Micheal Jackson- "Rock with you"

Michael Jackson - Rock With You (1979)


The video is rather simply but it's the Cheez-it for real!

CLASSIC laugh of the day

The Land Lord!


I'm sure everyone seen this video but like my title for it says, IT'S CLASSIC!

Foxy is free today

Well looks like the parade is about to start at anytime because the ex-deaf kinda-sorta rapper is to be released today. DAMN IT!

Today in Black History

The author of "Roots", Alez Haley, was awarded a Pultizer Prize in 1977.

Kanye is back on the market!

YES!!!!!! According to Bossip and Mediatakeout (give 'em a chance), Kanye and Alexis have called it quits and he asked for his beautiful rock back. I feel for her but at the same time, I'm happy as fuck! YAY! Maybe he needs time since his Mama passed because they have been together for awhile.

Mr. Foster's Album cover

So here's Usher album cover for his new album originally scheduled to drop in June but is going to be released May 27th. Well since Mariah Carey is the Queen of Comeback, I wonder is he going to be the King.

more white rappers

This large white girl is sending mad hate toward John Brown! I don't think she should be judging the other people on the lame ass show which I did watch. I'm dying when she talking about eating other people's food though!

Irv on Nelly's future baby mama

I've never liked this huge yella dude right here but no hate toward his pimping game at all.

More Phat Ass Jazze Pha

No comment on this shit.