Tiny's baby daddy new_new music

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HE'S BACK!!!

Khia just lost her best friend

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So I have yet figured out how to get my links right but that's not important! Well remember how I said that me and Khia could be friends? Please erase that from your memory because this bitch done went and lost her mind...! So we all know that she's got a thing for the Tree Monkey and isn't trying to hide it, which is cool. But this crazy hoe done went and made her own remix to the Tree Monkey's hit "Lollipop". She is KILLING ME with that singing or moaning or whatever in the hell she calls it. I applaud her on her attempt but please, for the sake of us bloggers, please stop!

Update on Pretty Eyez

So TMZ is reporting that at 5:21 am that morning, this goon was asleep in his car and police approached him. He was under suspicion of Heroin, Cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs. My only question is why was he asleep in his car? I know he's still getting checks from CSI so explain Pretty Eyez? This nagga is starting to look like Bobby already...all I can do is throw my hands in the air, lay my chin on my chest and pray to Oprah.

CSI eye candy is a druggie

So Pretty Eyez aka Freddie's homeless boyfriend on "A Different World" aka Gary Dourdan was arrested Monday morning in Palm Springs, Calif for alleged drug possession. Damn it! He is far too fine to end up looking like Bobby Brown! You know back before I was born, Bobby Brown was looking good. Now the goon can't stop grinding his damn teeth.

PLEASE GIVE ME MY PROPS!

Was I not one of the few bloggers to post that Nick and Mimi were engaged yesterday?! Check the Urban Blooger if you don't believe me! It's crazy because now it's everywhere and I give Mediatakeout all my glory for my post! You know you gotta love that Lamb Chop!

New_new video

The Dream ft Young Jeezy- "I love your girl"



Good afternoon my peeps! Sorry I'm just know posting but I'm drowning in homework for finals. But I saw this video and I must say that the song is different but me likey! I don't know about him using the "Rock with you" and "yeah!" club light tho. Kudos Dream! Call me crazy but this chunky teddy bear is kinda cute to me....

Mariah Carey- "Bye Bye" preview



What in the hell is with these damn previews?! Usher had me all hyped up for that video but all we got was the 2008 "Yeah!" video. No lie the video was good, mainly because of all those gosh darn cameos, but I was expecting something a little more from Mr. Foster.

Piles ft Nino- "Bust-it-baby pt2"


I wish like hell I knew what a "bust-it-baby" is, I have my own thoughts on what it is. Anyway, after seeing pictures of these video, I had to see how in the hell these goons were going to use a pink car, note the pink on the inside. Although I do try to avoid songs that will be in heavy rotation on BET, I just can't seem to leave this song ALONE! IT'S EVERYWHERE! My phone, my Ipod, my computer, my car, my head,....damn you Piles!

Mimi to marry Nick?

So the oh! so wonderful MTO is reporting that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are engaged! The word over there is that he got her a 20 cart pink diamond ring. He goes all out on the rings don't he? I do have my doubts on the story for the simple fact that I've neven seen a picture of those together nor is not on her CD. Wait, only the Carters are on every other song together. All I can do is throw my hands up in the air, shake my head and pray to Oprah on this one.

***pic snatched from celebritique.com

Messy Ass Khia still talkin crazy

I do believe that me and Khia could be friends as crazy as it sounds. Well if you go back to my post about the Tree Monkey (lil wayne for the first timers) and Nieva, Khia supposedly said the same thing I did...while kinda. I said that the Dream married Nieva to milk what little fame she had and dropped her as soon as his singing career started. Mz. Khia says that she trapped him into marriage. She also has her own thoughts on Tank Ass (scroll down "these hoes need to be stopped!"). She feels that any fool that sleeps with her may just sign his life away. This bitch won't stop until she gets some attention. Well she has Lamb Chop's!

****thanks Mediatakeout.com

T.I. and Tiny need some birth control

So SandraRose posted this picture of T.I.'s baby mama, Tiny, baby shower. She's cute and all but this chick needs to be stopped! Does she do anything else, other than have babies?! I believe this is all part of her master plan! All those damn kids are meal tickets just in case T.I. decides to leave her. LOL! Maybe I spend too much time blogging. Let's blame it on that. But we all know that if rumors are true that those two are getting married, then she's set. She may not be my first pick from Xscape, hell I didn't like her at all, I'm not hating on her pimping game at all!

***snatched from Sandrarose.com

Goon news

Goons seem to be everywhere these damn days! In an interview for XXL, Yung Berg spoke on his "beef" with Bow Bitch. He claims 50 cent, the greatest father of all fucking time, told him to crush Bow Bitch and just get him out of the game. But Berg doesn't want to do that or some shit but wants them to "fuck bitches together". WOW. Can these two 5'2 "rappers" have beef? I mean are they serious? Can you imagine the diss records? Yung Berg talking about Ciara and O. Bow Bitch talking about ...um...I don't know. Both of these dudes are on Soulja Boy level so please, for the sake of 106 & Park, make nice. It would hella funny if this "beef" got to the TuPac vs. Biggie level. I can only imagine....

Ryan makes a freestyle remix

So I was checking out The Rap-Up and I had to snatch this video. Check out my fellow Urban Blogger and support his site as well.

Ms. Jackson at the GLAAD awards

So Janet was honored at 19th Annual GLAAD Media Awards or something like that. I'm more concerned about that outfit. Now I know she at the GLAAD awards but damn Janet! She decided to dike down and it doesn't work for me. And that Wendy Williams weave just doesn't work either and I love me some Wendy. Well I guess the method behind the madness was to look as unattractive as possible to avoid Ellen from asking for the digits I guess. Didn't work because Dory still gotta kiss. No hate on her game that Ellen, surprise attack!

***pics snatched from ThatGrapeJuice

Zoe is getting better

I wish I knew why this girl who has no real career is everywhere! Something about this dirty homeless looking girl has got us feeming like Jodeci. But here are some more pics of Lisa's daughter. I still have no clue why her and the Olsen twins dress this way. Maybe it's some fashion statement that us Southerners just don't get. But she is getting better, I will say that. At least she doesn't look like she just did a line of Coke in the bathroom. Word the the wise though, lose those damn shoes!

***snatched from The E-biz

Laugh of the day

Mariah Carey beging a Diva while looking like a somebody grandma in hooka wear.



So Mariah Carey, DIVA (thankx Paul Mooney's Jesus is Black), looked a plum fool when her singing voice started before she did. No only that but C+D pointed out how she bitched at the background singers all the while in tune! Here are the new lyrics she added on "Touch my body" from her new album which I'm sure will now be re-released: "stop singing my part". WOW! she made that work huh?

These hoes need to be stopped!!!!

Explain Tank Ass? Do the "ladies" (can I call them that?) from "Flava of Love" want careers or something? If hitting up men mags is the only gig you can get, something aint right? This chick and her ass are rather tried in my book. So she decided to step it up a notch, guess she's watching off for Fake Ass Angel (take it how you want to). Let's see, this time she opened her gates to old pussy Hell (didn't Flav hit), bent over and wore warm-ups. Sit your tried ass down please. For her Stans, save these pics and do what you like....

***snatched from The YBF

Morning MILF

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new_new videos

First up, Nino- "Closer"



Is anyone else getting that gay club dance vibe from this song...?

Next in line, Rihanna- "Take a bow"



So I guess she was able to pull herself away from her lost puppy, Chris Brown. "you look so dumb right now/ standing outside my house...." I think she's talking to you down-down do ya dance chrissy. Take ya bow yella boy!

Messy Moment

The oh! so lovely Necole Bitchie posted pics of of the BMI unsigned talent show and I had to snatch this pic of Sean Garrett doing Gawd knows what! This pic is almost as bad as those pics of Steve Harvey. This my sheeps, is a messy moment.

"we break dawn" photos

Okay I've said it once and I'll say it again: Michelle and Ms. Kelly should just stay home and wait for Mrs.Carter to send out Christmas cards with a check of some sort. I have never liked old ass looking Michelle so you know I don't care for her attempt at a singing career. All this talk about Mrs.Carter has got me thinking.... BUT NOTE THE DUDE IN THE SHADES....!


Now I know I've posted this video but it's a fave of my and it's very true! "Ah-Spotlight, spotlight...."

More Blacksheep rapper news

So yesterday the artist lineup for Hot 97's Summer Jam concert. According to XXL, the Tree Monkey (lil wayne for the non-knowing folks), Rihanna, the Dream, D-block, T-pain, Ray-Ray with Yung Berg and the greatest of all: Kanye West! I know that concert is going the bee-knees! Kudos Kanye!

Waslu handles a jackass

This is another reason why I LOVE LUPE! He handle this random ass questions from Tim Westwood rather nicely! I posted this video mainly because I love to hear his voice. Did that sound crazy? It's okay, because I'm a registered Lupe Stan.

CLASSIC laugh of the day!

So I was checking out Baby Daniel's blog, and Baby Dee did make a good point, the "Teenage Love Affair" video was missing a funny part of the "School Daze" movie, the Wannabes s the Jiggaboos dance off! So I posted this for him!

CLASSIC throwback video

TLC- "Ain't too proud to beg"



To honor Lisa, I gave this crazysexycool ladies the throwback video!

Remember Lisa

So I was checking my daily blog rounds That GrapeJuice had a wonderful post : 6 years ago today, Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez was killed in her car accident. Personally I think death can be a beautiful thing if you have a faith. I myself don't care what other people believe but it makes life easier if you have a religion. So enjoy your life and don't take things for granted!

Crazy Ass Cruise is going back to Oprah

Explain Tom? Do you want even more people to think that you are keeping Katie hostage or that your "daughter" isn't real? I shouldn't talk about children, but that little girl puts those evil ass kids from "Village of the Damn" to mind when I look at her. Something isn't right with her, Katie looks scared all the time and Tom....just watch the youtube video and go from there




Do see the way this goon is laughing? Nothing is that damn funny! my advice for Katie would be to take a clue from J.lo in "Enough" and get the hell out while she can!

Noxzema Jackson is going to the pen!

I should have posted this yesterday but I was still happy about my little C+D link so I had to hit Sonic for a fountain drink, you know happy hour isn't that long. Anyway, so it seems that Wesley Snipes may pick up his role as the lovely Noxzema Jackson again. This dark ass goon is headed to the "Big House" for 3 years! Now we all know that he isn't going to do all 3 years because celebrities got it like that. So Noxzema's crime? Tax evasion. But her real crime was getting all her friends to write letters to the judge. What kinda shit is that? I pray to Oprah that Remy Ma's little stunt to get her fans to email the judge or some shit like that, back fires. If Lil Kim can do time and Foxy Brown, why can't she? Think of it has a career booster because look at the press Kim and Foxy got. And Noxzema and Remy both need it. All press, good or bad, is good.

Jim Jones has a few words for Alicia Keys

Okay so the lovely Ice from IceDotCom posted this video on the Urban Blogger this morning. I'm not a fan of this 'rapper" so I have issue with I'm about to say: What the fuck Jones? This goon just got a hit a few years back (Ballin) and he rode the hell out of that song so I guess this dirty looking fool think's his opipion on real artist means anything. Everywhere this goon went, he shouted "BALLIN". So please don't follwer your new leader 50 cent, for those not knowing folks other there. So stay off his sack and step up your rap game. I could rant but I got other things to post.

WE GOT NOTICED!!

So the WHOLE reason I blog, Crunk+disoderly, mentioned my baby blog on her blog! Don't want to sound corny or anything, but I got all teary eyed! I mean to have a blog that I check multiple times through out the day mention str8bs, means a lot to me! Although I have yet to get comments, I still bust my ass every morning to start posting by 8 in the morning, often miss class because there's so much to post at times, check about 30 sites/blogs for more info and post like there's no tomorrow on The Urban Blogger! So that one link meant more to me then she'll even know! So thanks crunk+disorderly!

Gary's first divorce

So Gary Coleman and his wife have split as well. What in the hell did she see in him in the first place?! I feel bad for him though. I mean his entire life people have lied to him but this marriage was a stunt I believe. OH WELL!

Amy Wino

So TMZ reported that this pin-thin junkie that I'm a stan for, headbutted a 38 year old man in London. Why? Not just because she's crazy, but he was trying to get her a cab. This post has no real point but I do love to post and this Junkie!

RuPaul

So every other blog is posting those pictures of Tevin Campbell, so I wanted to do something different....

50 cent still talkin mad ish about ex G-unit members

"I think missy hit that"

Crazy ass Star Jones and her bitch

Okay so according to Mediatakeout (don't question me), Big Gay Al will claim abuse against Star if the divorce goes to court. LAMO! I don't blame him and I believe him! The thing is though, no one knows if the "abuse" was emotional or physical. Physical. I'm loving that picture! Looks like he's going to be sick.

throwback video

Da Band- "Tonight"


to congrats Sarah on her brand new chest, I decided to post Da Bands only hit! Well many she can get like Cassie and be one his dick as much as possible.

Silicone City

So do you remember Sarah? For those lucky ones who don't know who she is, she was a member of Daddy Diddy's group "Da Band" who were formed from the only season I've watched of "making the band". And let me tell you, that was a messy ass show. But anyway, I don't know where this picture was taken at but The E-biz made a good point, Sarah has grown! I want to touch a pair of silicone "dirty pillows". LOL! That phrase is from "Carrie" for the not knowing folks. Peep her crazy ass hubby in the back is trying to get some fame.

Laugh of the day

some random ass dude dancing to "Gimme More"


So Kid Fury posted this super sexy video on C+D yesterday and I enjoyed it so much that I had to snatch it and post it here! This fab man looks amazing in his panties, homemade belly shirt, that dirty ass rag on top of his noggin and that belly?! To quote C+D, "He's killin these hoes"....

J.lo got a show

I don't know about you, but I really don't think we need anymore damn reality shows! I blame Flavor Flav for all this shit! If his menstrual show hadn't been so damn black-face and addictive, we wouldn't have all these shows! But I guess Jay Lo needs the media because is she really proud of Marc? I mean, he looks dead. Anyway, her show, which is rumored to have already been in production, will be about Tank Ass attempting to launch a new fragrance, manage what's left of her career, and finally being a mother. This waste of show will be on TLC, which is different. Guessing she's looking for a different audience or something. Hate to be a Hater, but this will flop.

"Hiding in Hip Hop" is here!

So the male verison of Superhead is finally ready to release his book! Now when I first heard about this book, I made my own list of who I think will be on the list. I have a few well known names but won't say anything until I read that book! This lovely book will be released May 13th and I already have my book on hold!

new_new music

First up: "Love in this club" remiz ft Mrs. Carter and the Tree Monkey! I perefer this remix to the one with Clifford the Tiny Red Dog (T.I. for the slow folks). I'm very pleased with Beyonce'! I don't think I've ever heard sing about "sex", not "love". She sang it well so I'm guessing the married sex is the shit. I have no comment on the Tree Monkey other than he did what he does because, jump on everybody damn song.http://www.zshare.net/audio/11001183a88ed3ce/

So here's The Kang of the slow grind's new video. It isn't anything special, same video hoes, diff song. "Hair Grease and comb/ shawty get ready"- Kells can sing anything and make that shit sound cool.

Mr. Bust_it_baby's album cover

These lovely pictures are brought to us today from Ice from ICEDOTCOM, who made good point, this album cover does look alot like Young Buck's album. I should google the album but...

Wendy gets another show

According to the lovely Mz.Virgo, my gossip idol is supposedly getting a new show! Her show will air in 4 cities: New york, LA, Detroit and Dallas, will be an hour-long. The Queen of all Media will be interviweing guest but the show will only be for 6 weeks. I'm rather happy about this because "The Wendy Williams Experience" never comes on anymore on Vh1! I guess all press, good or bad, is good after all!

Treach questioned in shooting

Damn I should have posted this when I saw this on Mediatakeout.com early this morning!!! But anyway, according to XXL and Mediatakeout.com (get 'em a chance), Pepper's ex-man, Treach, was questioned in a shooting that happened in Newark. He was pulled over for his horrible driving in his Hummer SUV and so on. Long story short, he had a bulletproof vest on but no gun was found on him but one has found nearby on the same street. Well why was this goon wearing a bullproof vest? I mean your not in the rap game anymore so....? I have no comment on this D-lister.

Explain Amy?

Now I love Amy Wino as much as the next blogger if not more but there is no denying the fact that she is a mess. This is one of the many pictures of The Mess floating around the E. This picture is from last night and it needs no comment at all.

Alicia's new_new video

Alicia Keys- "teenage love affair"



I'm lovin this video! It's like a breath of fresh air and my girl is looking good! Kudos Alicia!

Classic throwback video

Ahmad - "back in the day"



This song has already been the throwback video but I watch "The Wood" last night and I love that movie.

CLASSIC laugh of the day

From "Eddie Murphy Raw"- "welfare burger"



I've always had a thing for Eddie Murphy. When I say that, I mean his comedy not sexually. Anyway, this is the most watch DVD in my DVD collection. Gotta love that Eddie!

another failed marriage

So if Bossip and Mediatakeout.com ( don't sweat the technique) are correct, Swizz Beats and his wife Mashonda have split. Well I don't really think anyone cares. I mean with all this Beyonce' and Jigga mania going on, Ray-Ray and Whit-Whit still sleeping together, Oprah and of course Zoe Kravitz took a bath, it's really not that shocking to me. But that's just Lamb Chop however. I'm pretty sure there are other bloggers who give a fuck.

No more "Po Zoe"

I'm guessing she read all the shit she was getting for looking dirty, homeless and high but she looked closer to her character from the "I know" video. Me likey! Now if we could only get her ma...Kudos Zoe, you good once you shower!

Since she looks so clean, let us listen to "I know" because she looked amazing on the video.

Smellin' Dick

Riskay ft Aviance & Real- "Smell Yo Dick"



Are they serious?

The Carter's filed the paperwork

Okay so the Carters may not be talking but according to People, they filed their signed marriage license which they got days before their wedding. They just need to gone head and talk because we know. I'm just waiting on the pictures and the big lipped jigga jr to hit.

the hip roll

i need to stay off youtube. If this young man ain't gay...

random tree monkey picture

As you know, I highly dislike this tree monkey but I do love this picture. Just look at him!!! He isn't cute, not even a little. So I want you to tell me what it looks like he did or is doing. I gotta save this picture. Thankx Necole Bitchie

Lil Wayne looks like he just _______________! or The tree monkey looks like he's ________!

get Dr. Phil on the hotline

Okay so I'm happy Bobbie-Chris lost the weight but I do believe whit-whit, ray-ray and the Kang need to have a talk with her. Guess all the years of seeing her parents shooting up, getting blazed and snorting the whit girl have finally caught up with her. The pics of the 15 year old and her 18 year old sister LaPrinca with friends taking shots and making kissy face. I bet they flimed a sex tape in the back....