Thursday, October 30, 2008
4 play don't play
Let me wipe the drool from my face right quick. this cat just might be serious and gringin, humpin, "singing" and half dressed 2 got me hotter that heat between Nickie Parker's thighs
"Shawty say" that Novakane did it better
"Hit it from the back and she feel it in her upper body" -Yo Gotti
I live in the Boonies of a state that is very close to Memphis (thank you sweet jeezus) which means K97.1 is always playing in my car. For the past few nights on my way home, Novakane ft Yo Gotti's remix to "Shawty Say" has been on constant replay. And this shit is bumpin, no lie. Once again, don't comment on my cheap way of posting music, everybody ain't able.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Frankie 2.0
She was watching Dr.Phil or some shit like that and she gave us here future actions if her children ever jumped stupid...."but when you can, fuck em up"...priceless.
I promise you, this crazy lady could be in my family but this shit right here, was too damn much for me...damn near pissed myself.
Thank you for breaking it down for us
This possibly drunk woman broke down Beyonce's "single ladies (put a ring on it)" and lawd have mercy! The entire video is a qutoe of the day. LMAO! Leave it in the comment section please and thank you!
Gay Men Galore
Im mad because 1.him and Mz.Coca (see 'damn youtube' post below) did the damn thing, 2.At the rags his's wearing, 3. that tiny messy space he's jiving in, 4.that hair and 5.because I could go without eatting for 3 years and I would NEVER be that little...is that his rib cage??? The title for this lovely video is "single man dances to Single ladies" how has no one caught this fire cracker??
Is every gay man on youtube sickly or something??? Where in the hell is this child's mama at?
Damn Youtube
I am so GREEN right now!! Do you know how many damn times I've watched that damn video in hopes of atleast getting some of the steps right?! Too damn many! And here Mz.Coca is, on point, doing the dance! I hate him but at the same time,I love him. Imma need to sign up for one of his dance classes, fuck ta-bo.
I'm really feeling....

Thursday, October 16, 2008
I only give it when its due....
Dj Unique posted this remix he did of Mrs.Carter's "Single Women (put a ring on it)". Yo this blazing! Kudos Unique! Check out his myspace www.myspace.com/djunique721
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Somebody plz shoot this ho
Eddie, go into Carl's room and slip that gun from the night stand, wake up Laura and go 187 on this loud mouth hefa. Better yet, pop your dick in her mouth. Gosh darn! Eye on Jesus...eye on jesus...eye on Jesus...imma pray for her and dudes sex toys.
Music Video round up
I've been following this chica since a few years back when I saw her video on one of those weird channels (FUSE) that Dish Network has to offer. If you don't know by now, she supplies the hook for "Swag like our's" ( I really don't like that song, tryna stray away from saying 'hate' so work with me) by T.I and them.
"the world should revolve around me"- Lil Jackie
Me likey!!!!
Youtube: the comdey show
I am so ashamed to say this but I use to read "hip hop weekly", im so ashamed.I can explain tho: I worked in a grocery store my last 2 years of high school and it was slim pickings for black mags. But this cat in the above video is a pretty cool cat! He has a few pages (2) in the mag that kept (i don't read the mag anymore,thank cha Jesus)gasping for air. Enjoy!
VIBE cover art

***I do have a sense of respect for my body as well my fellow females so I simply can not post the other nudey shots! (eye on Jesus...eye on Jesus..EYE ON JESUS!!)
Friday, August 29, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
The Black List: Volume One

kiddies, just say no
This has been the hottest video around the urban blogger family's sites. 1:12, 1:50, Bird chest didn't even stop singing and the drunken wave made it pretty damn hard for me not to laugh and I know better. When will these stars learn that drugs and places that have cameras don't mix? Example: 'being bobby brown', enough said. But if this video isn't some Paul from the Temptations type mess....
'The Hills' is back!!

Friday, August 22, 2008
Bernie Mac
"him down stairs"=priceless. What's your fave Bernie Mac line?
Keyshia is truly 'so hood'

you should know...

http://www.myspace.com/adelelondon
Chasing Pavements
Chasing Pavements(acoustic)
Hometown Glory
Youtube is nothing but pure evil...smh
I sure this video has been surfing the net all summer but excuse me, I do have a life. Okay now I can't lie the brother that has absent of color, his "rap" had me DYING. don't take my word, watch it and leave some thoughts, please..
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Just to let you know...
Summer video roundup
NERD- everybody nose remix
ah, my 4 fave men in one video: Lupe, 'Ye, Chad and Pharrell...life's good!
Ye- Champion
can't lie, this is not my fave track off the album but the video is sick
Solange- I decided
true I've already posted this earlier this summer but I really do love it
Lloyd ft/ the tree monkey- all around the world
this song set the tone for summer (and a chosen few in my cell phone). I love how they recycled Rhianna's body paint from last summer.
Monday, July 14, 2008
You should know...

I can't.

Duffy goin to church
I stumble upon this vid today and I'm truly blown away by Duffy's voice. The Brit's have taken what our music use to sound like, learned and are doing it better. I mean better compared to today's artist that is. So what are your thoughts on Duffy, Estelle, Amy Winehouse and Adelle?
Faking it you make it

Is it better to fake it til you make it? When my aunt puts on her "face"(makeup) and steps out, her life is seemingly prefect: strong and stable marriage, amazing job and beautiful children. But behind closed doors, when her happy face is wiped clean, she carries the weight of the world on her shoulders: nieces and nephews strayed from the lighted path, a middle child willing to die to be accepted, a great job with no chance of advancement- just a pay raise and a crumbling marriage. Her marriage didn't have a strong base in the beginning (she gave the man a choice between married life or life without her after 2 years, deep huh?) She has come to me a number of times about her sacred unity. My question is, is it better to fake a happy life vs being alone? If so, when will she "make it"? I leave you with two things to chew over: 1) marriage doesn't guarantee a happily ever after and 2) Divorce doesn't occur when people don't understand each other anymore, but that they've only begun to.
Only when it's due
If this ain't some Vh1 "Best week ever" type ish or at least a mention on the EBT network (thankx Fresh!)!! I don't know about you, but this dude just assured my vote for Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama, Obama... I gotta get that as a ringtone....
Mag Cover art

New Vids round-up
Nas- "Hero"
THIS should have been Hancock's theme song! Since it wasn't his, it's mine! The song goes hard and Nas is speaking the truth. The track has a strong message over an amazing beat with Keri moaning over it which makes a song that's on my playlist. Can't stop the Street Poet.
Mariah Carey- "I'll be loving you long time"
The vid is pretty, reminds me of the commerical for her funky "M" mess tho. All I can and will say is that she is milking that "marriage" with the choice songs being released from the album huh?
LL cool J ft/ Dream- "Baby"
I love this song! James loves amazing and the vid isn't bad but I will say this, it's very Usher "yeah!"ish to me with the "Rock with you" lights and club scence. Overall, this will be my summer song, right behind "All around the world" of course! Leave thoughts in the comment section plz!
Thursday, June 26, 2008
"superman bullshit"
Why is A Pimp Named Fresh Brewed bullying Soulja boy? Let it be known that I'm not a fan of Soulja boy but Ice T you aren't too much better than Soulja Boy. He wears funky shades and makes music that is borderline mentally retardation but you walk Coco aka Christal like the Champagne like she is forever on the Ho stroll. So don't down Soulja boy because you a grown man, far from a grown ass man but grown nonetheless. My suggestion would have to be for everyone to hug and let go. Better yet, celebs, stay y'all asses off the Net. Leave blogging to those who know what their doing. Yes, I'm talking to Bow Wow too. We don't want the "the hater, not the people" to rear up again, now do we?
here's something to lighten the mood! Comic reliefe is always good!
***I refuse to post anything more on this matter. Not even the video from Soulja boy. But I will comment on the fact that I loving the Lupe comment! I do believe I nutted myself! LOL! that was a joke my dear reader, don't take that for serious but for play-play***
VH1 made me remember!
this random ass song was me and my sister's wake up shit! I had truly forgotten about it until I watched VH1 last night and I screamed my heart out! Everybody has got some weird songs that they sing the hell out of in the car, in the shower or to their dog. I know my dog was pissed last night when I attemted to hit them hit notes from this song. LOL! she had this look on her face like "bitch, get that shit outta my face. sit yo crazy ass down some where."
Proof that it's all a joke
No comment needed on this video but you are more than freely happy to post your thoughts in the 2cent section. I can't.
You should know...

Is money that important to the female race?

So one clear Friday morning, I started my day by checking my fave blogs and was very excited when I checked Necole Bitchie, the Mother to all sites that gossip blog. Well there was a post from the The Fly Guy and I was hella excited (yes you read correct, I said hella) to be engulfed in his intellectual thoughts on relationships. The Fly Guy is something like a urban love guru for those who may not know. This entry was entitled "We all lie in relationships" and lies that women tell were 1. I'm not mad, 2. I had sex with X amount of people and 3. I don't care how much money you have. That last one didn't sit too well with me. Where in the hell did this come from? If I could just go to the 40's and 50's, weren't men suppose to be breadwinners? Wasn't the female role to be a housewife who keeps the house in tip top, rears the children and keep the Breadwinner well fed and f**k? Excuse the choice words. But still hear me out, the concept is still very much alive today. But let me get back to the idea that women are always in safety goggles, steel toe heels with pick ax in tow. Maybe these women are not looking for love but security. With a big enough back account, anyone can love someone. Maybe these women feel that true love is dead so why not get a unlimited spending piece of plastic to slide into a "In" season bag to carry on a arm dipped in diamonds. But my best guess would have to be because we are expected to. I'm a Freshmen in college. One day last semester, my professor let us have a little fun. The sexes split up and we had to stereotype each other. For us women, we got the usual: emotional, gossipy, desperate to get married and so on. My professor commented on a stereotype that popped up that I wasn't expecting: gold diggers. She said that that one stereotype has become more common these past few years. My thoughts are that we live in a culture and society were what a man can bring to the table are equivalent to his worth. Is it me or don't men care about the Green Elixer just as much? So aren't men just gold digger seekers? When men attempt to spark up a convo with a woman, he talks about what he has, what he drives, what he does and all that he can give or do for her. Is that all you can bring to the table of relationship? No convo? No laughs? Just a few new clothes or cars. Is that what relationships are based upon now? I'm attempting to stray away from stereotype people. I can only speak for myself not the entire female race because we all desire seemingly different things. I don't care about money in a relationship, and I truly mean that. Wasn't Destiny Child have women declaring Independence some odd years back? I'm not looking for a money sign in a Benz. I will gladly take that brother man on the city bus because I'm sitting right behind him. I want someone with goals and a plan. If your heart desires to write or to be a lowly social worker working for the state like me plan to, I'm all for it! Like Langston Hughes wrote " Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly".
So in the end, in a sense the housewife and the breadwinners names have evolved to Gold Digger and Gold Digger Seeker. I'm not saying that the Fly Guy called women in general gold diggers because there are some in my sex but some men love it. The Gold Digger is wifey, she's a trophy, your worth seems to sky rocket if you got one. It's no different when some men make it in Hollywood, they "upgrade" (?) to a white or an island beauty= no different.
That ship has sailed

I only give it when it's due...
Thursday, June 12, 2008
You should know....

tracks from "Food & Liquor"
tracks from "The Cool"
My fav song throughtout his career is "American Terrorist" hands down.
Tree Monkey damn near gold at the starting gate!

Bow Wow is callin us out!
Let me pause "Shine" (Estelle for the nonknowing) to make a good post about this lost puppy...! Ms.Kimba412 posted this video early this morning on The Urban Blogger and I had to snatch it and post here! Where to begin?! First off, Ms. Kimba made a good point that I realized while watching Bow Bitch giving it to us: he isn't talking about " the people, but the hater not the people"! WTF?! Please don't attempt to copy Lupe Fiasco. For those who don't know, on his latest album "The Cool", he brought the streets, the game and the cool to life by making them characters and letting us know what they might look like. Bow baby, your not that gifted. This video was nothing more than an attempt for us in cyber world to talk about his "weak lookin ass, slow lookin ass". I refuse to give this pup anymore of my time but you can! Just leave it in the comment section!
Buss out the Bi-sexual bridal hats + streamers!

Check the Queen's "Unity" video
Queen Latifah - Unity
Don't sleep on her

Gonna Tell Everybody - Christina Milian
Foolin - Christina Milian
Yall Aint Nothin - Christina Milian
Yeah I know I didn't post "Who's gonna ride" but you can google it yourself my sheep!
Estelle's new video + review
I been speeding through the fast lane trying to finally get a glimpse at Estelle's new video and I'll be damned if that wasn't a waste of $4 a gallon gas! Let me give the postive first, I am loving the Amanda Diva and the always fierce Christan cameos! I could have done without the Kelly Rowland glimpse however. Kelly's acting skills don't go beyond music videos. Was that mean? If you think it was, think back to the "Seat Filler" movie full of D-listed celebs (can we call them that?) where Kelly played dress up and lived out her career as if she were Mrs.Carter (beyonce'for the nonknowing).I found this movie on the 3 for $5 rack at Wal-Mart and needed a third movie so...! I pop in the DVD when I need a nap. Just so you know, I like to sleep with the tv on during the daytime, so the DVD serves a great purpose in my DVD collection. Let me get off Beyonce's background and back to Estelle....to sum up my thoughts: the video has a Beyonce-Rhianna look/feel and the song is very Lauryn Hill and those artist don't mix. E, go to your room and re-do this! And don't come out to you get it right because I have to give it two thumbs down love.....
Monday, June 2, 2008
A lil sunshine to get you through the day
Thugnicent house in flames

I only give it when it's due
Here's our Youtube stud with this best buddies
"Flashing lights" version 1, 2 and 3
the first
the second
the last
and the "Llollipop" remix
"THE FLOW SO COLD, CHICKEN SOUP WON'T HELP", no comment on the line needed my sheep....
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
tight pants wearin' ass nigga
So Fresh over at Crunk+disorderly posted this video yesterday. I honestly don't know what to say about this "tight pants wearin' ass nigga". I think the only thing to say is WOW.
fresh out the box videos
Do RnB chicks ever sing about anything else? Because that ghetto ass keyshia cole is making millions off singing the same damn song over different beats. Let's see if I got it right: she loves some dude that don't love her, treat her wrong, he probally cheated on her, she gonna sing something about his mobile. BLAH BLAH BLAH, we get it already, you hate men.Oh yeah, them twins look young as hell and killing me with all them hair weaval on they forehead. The only decent one is the thick older one. The other one look like a rat or something.
Raheem DeVaughn- "Try again"
That's a bad ass car, ain't it?
G-Unit jump off
MVP a "Family man"
Please stop Puffy
What's with these artists hitting up the gay clubs?
So maybe....


When did mental retardation become funny?
ELI FOREVER!!!
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Estelle just got a fan!
Wait a Minute
If she doesn't bring Lauryn Hill to mind....?! I've just listen to a few of her other songs and I'm so blown away! I'm so for real right now. There aren't to many R&B singers that I like but I'm lovin "no substitute love". WOW! I thought she was pretty and can't get "American Boy" out of my head, but I thought she was going to be like Amy Winehouse, you know just another crazy brit. She has proved me wrong! About to go get the album now!
More sad news

CLASSIC laugh of the day

With all this sad shit I've posted today, I decided to post a Youtube video of my favorite black white supremist. Not a Dave Chappelle character, but UNCLE RUCKUS! I applaud cute Aaron McGruder for this character. Every black person has a little Ruckus in the them! Hell I know I do because it's rather embarrassing when I flip it on BET and all I see is ass or shows that MTV did 10 years ago. Or looking at my people around my town. I could rant and go on but their isn't a blog big enough! I'm with Bill Cosby is I have to say.
NEW_NEW video
This video had me DYING from laughter! Do you see Mimi's raw emotion at 00:17? Damn Mimi, guess "Glitter" didn't do you justice. For those lucky sheep who don't know what "Glitter" is, it's a movie that I personally think was the cause of her break down. on to my thoughts on the video! I think it was beautifully done! Mimi looks amazing but I will say that I think she needs to get Nick's ass on the "juice" because that goon still doesn't have a chest. All of a sudden I miss my great aunt and my grandma, damn you Mimi! Eyes starting to water so I have to stop listen to that damn song. I think Mimi's reached her goal with this song.
THROWBACK
I dedicate this sad song to all those HollyHood couples that have ended this year. We'll make it through this pain, trust. It's hard I know.....
Another failed hollyhood marriage

Monday, May 5, 2008
Lamb Chop needs a vacay

Doing Hip Hop good

the GLOW IN THE DARK....
Lu- "fighters"
'YE
Waslu -"superstar" I've said it once but I'll repeat myself for the non-knowing, I love N.E.R.D, a Kanye fan but I'm a Waslu stand until "LupeND"!!
If you enjoy real hip hop, not this shit that rappers throw together and attempt to sell to the world, go see one of these shows! Get lifted my sheep!
The other white meat

new_new video
Is this what our music has been reduced to, strip club anthems? Sorry but I'm not too fond of lap dance music. Please Oprah, strike this bird chest mofo down!
Sunday, May 4, 2008
More Carter news

Poppa diddy pop got a star

"SHOT ME A HOLLA DAWG"= priceless
the Carter's pre-nup

the chick who made this video got hella more views after the "secert garden" wedding! After reading what Beyonce will be getting, I'd be looking like Jigga in that picture but it's not a big deal to a business man like Camel Joe.
Greedy ass....

Kanye's rant
